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Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends...

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohamed, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way
we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking
with my name."
They walked into the Mosque
and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are
your names?"
Bob said: "My name is
Mohamed."
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring
some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan
Mubarak!!

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

ISIS math problem

Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

There is so much wrong in this world right now...

Just the other day, someone told me my friend Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel died in a car c**....

It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.

A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.
The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*

If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating

It would be Haram-Bae

What did the prophet Mohamed say when his wife asked for a divorce?

"Those are pretty big words for a 6 year old!"

What do you call a man with ham on his head ?

Ham-ed
What do you call a man with more ham on his head ?
Mo-hamed

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

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