The Best 10 Mohamed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mohamed jokes. There are some mohamed muslim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mohamed sayed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mohamed Jokes and Puns

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends...

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohamed, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way
we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking
with my name."
They walked into the Mosque
and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are
your names?"
Bob said: "My name is
Mohamed."
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring
some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan
Mubarak!!

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

There is so much wrong in this world right now...

Just the other day, someone told me my friend Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel died in a car crash.

Mohamed joke, There is so much wrong in this world right now...

ISIS math problem

Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating

It would be Haram-Bae


It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.

A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.

The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*

What did the prophet Mohamed say when his wife asked for a divorce?

"Those are pretty big words for a 6 year old!"

Mohamed joke, What did the prophet Mohamed say when his wife asked for a divorce?

What do you call a man with ham on his head ?

Ham-ed

What do you call a man with more ham on his head ?

Mo-hamed

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mohamed mustafa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mohamed snackbar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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