Moe Jokes
23 moe jokes and hilarious moe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Moe Short Jokes
Short moe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moe humour may include short anime jokes also.
- Did you know Neil deGrasse Tyson has a son who owns a lawn trimming company? His name is Moe deGrasse Tyson
- What's the difference between Moe and Sideshow Bob? Ones the bartender, the others the Bart ender.
- If Moe the bartender ever figures out who was prank calling him he'd go from Bar Tender to Bart Ender
- One of the Three Stooges was reincarnated as a popular rapper, but he couldn't hear very well. Moe's deaf
- Homer Simpson walks into his favorite bar now owned by Eminem.... He tells Moe, "Give me two shots of-"
Moe replied with, "Sorry, Homer, you only get one shot" - Moe is the worst name for a little brother It's like they wanted more but just couldnt get it quite right
- Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If it hollers, say a prayer. Cause you're not going anywhere.
- Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: "Where to Stay on Vacation" by Moe Tell.
- What do you call a dumb guy? Stu Pitt.
Two dumb guys? Moe, Ron.
Millions of 'em? Married. - Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a s**... rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range.
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Moe One Liners
Which moe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moe? I can suggest the ones about bob and pitch.
- Why was Sideshow Bob so jealous of Moe? He always wanted to be a bartender.
- Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender
- Why does Sideshow Bob look up to Moe? Because Bob also wants to be a Bart-Ender.
- Do you know why Moe and Bart never got along? It's because Moe was a Bart-ender
- My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly
- Sideshow Bob bought out Moe's Tavern... ...So he could become a BARTender!
- Why does Moe syzlak from the Simpsons, hate Bart Simpsons? Cause he is a bartender
- I found out Moe's real last name from The Simpsons Lester.
- What do you get when you cross a Moe computer mascot with Star Wars? An OS-Tauntaun!
- My name is Moe Moe Lester.
The Funniest Moe Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about moe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moe pranks.
Baseball in Heaven
Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says:
"Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, you'll come back and tell if there's baseball there."
Sam agreed, and made Moe promise the same. 3 months later, Sam died, and the next week Moe woke up in his sleep with someone calling his name.
"Who's there?" he called out.
"Moe! It's me Sam!"
"Sam! It's so good to hear you! How's heaven?" Moe asked.
"It's great, but I've some news, some good and some bad" Sam told him.
"Well tell me the good news first" Moe replied.
"Ok, the good news is that, there is baseball in heaven."
"That's great." Moe exclaimed, "What's the bad news?"
"Well, the bad news is that I was reading the lineup, and you're pitching on Friday."
A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners
After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, Treat him like any mini miner, Moe.
The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"
Donald Trump walks into a bar with two guys, one named Moe Lester and the other Ray P. Kreap.
Bartender asks Moe Lester and Ray P. Kreap how they know Trump.
Trump answers, "Women are always screaming out their names when I touch them, so I figured they'd make great wingmen."