Mods Jokes

What are some Mods jokes?

Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below.


How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A note to the mods


How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread.

But they shot it down.

My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum

She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree... Who hits the ground first?

The White Man, of course...

Because the Black man was stopped by the rope.

p.s. Mods, please remove if inappropriate or whatever.

What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish?

Sitting in the back of the oven.

Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!

Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site

...until the mods wake up.

I sent an email with the subject line "post" to the mods asking if this joke was new or not. The subject line of their response told me all I needed to know...


What is the mods favorite highway?

The autobahn.

I mentioned in another thread how I was about to post a joke to /jokes

one of the mods asked, is it a common repost?

I said, No. Is that still required?

In Need of a Pun

Alright, so I need help coming up with a spiderman-themed pun to ask a girl to Prom. I'm going to be holding a sign with the pun-loaded question while dressed as Spiderman. Help is greatly appreciated.

To keep the mods happy, I'll give you a joke:

A dyslexic bar walks into a man, bartender long face asks him "Why?"

3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra...


I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...

The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"

Two Mods walk into a bar...

And everyone PM's them on where their drinks are.

I just got early access to the new Injustice:

Mods among us.

main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?

one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.

Why are /jokes mods such good feminists?

They enjoy squashing things just as they're​ getting started. ;)

[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.

Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.

I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.

Thanks for your time and courtesy.

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