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- Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them.
- Ok Mods I want to know why my post was removed. It's annoying because my fence keeps falling down.
- Can the mods of this sub explain as to why my posts were removed? Now my fence has fallen over….
- My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.
- Can one of the mods tell me why my post was removed? It's annoying that my fence fell over.
- What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke.
- What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience? A reddit mod.
(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal) - What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven.
Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be! - [OC] Which road is most favourite of reddit mods ?
The Autobahn . - Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
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Mods One Liners
Which mods one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mods? I can suggest the ones about editor and mute.
- Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]
- How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? \[removed\]
- A note to the mods 🎵
- 3 reddit mods walk in a bar. The bar collapses
- What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]
- How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her.
- What's a mod's favorite food? Bancakes
- I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread. But they shot it down.
- Why did Reddit mods take down Darwin's theory of evolution post? The link was missing
- I dropped my phone from a sky scraper Thank god airplane mod was on.
- What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Bánh mì
- Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.
- What is the mods favorite highway? The autobahn.
- 3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]
- What do you call a patriotic mod? A flaggot
Reddit Mods Jokes
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- What does a Reddit mod and a hipster have in common? Mods self-isolated before it was cool.
Rib-Tickling Mods Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about mods you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean subs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mods pranks.
A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree... Who hits the ground first?
The White Man, of course...
Because the Black man was stopped by the rope.
p.s. Mods, please remove if inappropriate or whatever.
I sent an email with the subject line "post" to the mods asking if this joke was new or not. The subject line of their response told me all I needed to know...
Re:post
Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site
...until the mods wake up.
I can't believe that my joke about The Who and The Kinks wasn't approved.
I've obviously upset the mods.
Reddit was planning to promote some food subreddits on the featured page.
One of the featured subreddits was supposed to be about chocolate fountains, but there was a big controversy, and they decided to find a replacement. A former substitute teacher who was fired from her job had started a subreddit about bar food.
The mods selected it as a replacement. The subpar sub's pub sub sub subbed superbly.
I just found out about these things called "mods" that can alter game files.
They're absolutely game changing.
I mentioned in another thread how I was about to post a joke to /jokes
one of the mods asked, is it a common repost?
I said, No. Is that still required?
In Need of a Pun
Alright, so I need help coming up with a spiderman-themed pun to ask a girl to Prom. I'm going to be holding a sign with the pun-loaded question while dressed as Spiderman. Help is greatly appreciated.
To keep the mods happy, I'll give you a joke:
A dyslexic bar walks into a man, bartender long face asks him "Why?"
I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...
The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"
Two Mods walk into a bar...
And everyone PM's them on where their drinks are.
I just got early access to the new Injustice:
Mods among us.
[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
I posted a joke about stoicism and the mods removed it.
I don't care anymore
