mods Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mods puns

The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis.

It was improperly tagged as long.

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Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below.

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A note to the mods

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread.

But they shot it down.

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My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum

She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree... Who hits the ground first?

The White Man, of course...

Because the Black man was stopped by the rope.

p.s. Mods, please remove if inappropriate or whatever.

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[meta] Flair for jokes (a suggestion to the mods)

I had an idea occur to me, how about offer flair for jokes so that it can be tagged as an oldie but a goody or heard it from a friend or thought of this one myself, because some people seem like theyve heard a lot of stuff and complain every time they heard it again. It would help you not get let down if youve heard it before and help people find new jokes while still not discouraging the old jokes from coming back and being enjoyed by those of us that arnt so picky.

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What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish?

Sitting in the back of the oven.

Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!

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I sent an email with the subject line "post" to the mods asking if this joke was new or not. The subject line of their response told me all I needed to know...

Re:post

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Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site

...until the mods wake up.

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What is the mods favorite highway?

The autobahn.

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I mentioned in another thread how I was about to post a joke to /jokes

one of the mods asked, is it a common repost?

I said, No. Is that still required?

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My penis

How much do I have to write so the mods will tag this as long ?

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In Need of a Pun

Alright, so I need help coming up with a spiderman-themed pun to ask a girl to Prom. I'm going to be holding a sign with the pun-loaded question while dressed as Spiderman. Help is greatly appreciated.

To keep the mods happy, I'll give you a joke:

A dyslexic bar walks into a man, bartender long face asks him "Why?"

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3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra...

[deteled]

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I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...

The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"

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Why are people with diarrhoea the best mods?

They take so much shit that they can't give any.

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Two Mods walk into a bar...

And everyone PM's them on where their drinks are.

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I just got early access to the new Injustice:

Mods among us.

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Why are /jokes mods such good feminists?

They enjoy squashing things just as they're​ getting started. ;)

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[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.

Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.

I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.

Thanks for your time and courtesy.

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main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?

one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.

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I tried to reserve WhipAdvisor.com for a new forum about car mods...

but it looks like the S&M community beat me to the punch!

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Mods are asleep !!!

Somebody wake them the fuck up. The got a fucking job to do

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Russian Mods are sleep

LET'S STRIKE SYRIA

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Mods asleep...

Fart noise

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My penis

How many words until the mods mark this as long

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Mods are lazy cunts

Go fuck yourselves.



Don't let this one go over your head.

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[OC] How are mods like bees?

Both are not-Cs

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a message to the mods

so this isn't really a joke but please lettuce make cabbage jokes.

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What do communist dictators and mods have in common?

One blatantly pushes around their authority and silences all who ask questions, the other tries to run a Marxist country.

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Every girl I get laid with says that you get laid everyday.

I am so bored of hearing this everyday. Still I dream for mods. (sorry for bad English)

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What do traps and mods have in common?

They're both gay

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