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Short modified jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The modified humour may include short extended jokes also.

  1. I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you... I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon...
  2. Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified?
    Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask?
    Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?
  3. A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. "No." Said the farmer
    "No." Said the tomato
  4. Dave: Excuse me, sir, is this carrot genetically modified? Clerk: No, why do you ask?
    carrot: No, really, why do you ask?
  5. On the farm market Customer: Is that cabbage genetially modified?
    Farmer: Why are you asking?
    Cabbage: Yeah, why are you asking?
  6. Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
  7. In the vegetable and fruit aisle Me: Hi, are these carrots genetically modified?
    Clerk: No, why do you ask?
    Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?
  8. A man walks in to a green grocer's "Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"
    "No" interrupted the carrot.
  9. Leaders show the way.... Indians are *MODIfied*
    Brits are *disMAYed*
    Americans are *TRUMPed*
    And the French are *Macarooned*
    And Canadian are *Justified*
    While Russians just stay _*Put in*_..!!
  10. Lady goes to the market to buy potatoes. Lady: excuse me, sir, but are these potatoes genetically modified?
    Grocer: probably, but what's it to you?
    Potato: yeah, what's it to you?

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Which modified one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with modified? I can suggest the ones about alter and edited.

  1. "Should I be concerned about eating genetically modified tomatoes?" Tomato: "No"
  2. Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.
  3. Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer? In the CRISPR drawer.
  4. What Sound Does a Genetically Modified Cow Make? "Gmoo"
  5. The new LGBT NFL rules are modified from the Traditional NFL There's no tight end
  6. My friend genetically modifies salad. He's a rocket scientist
  7. What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma? A genetically modified vegetable

Modified joke, What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about modified can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of modified puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Modified Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about modified you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean adapted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make modified prank.

A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's

But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
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I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I s**... at making jokes :)

My girlfriend is an English major.

She loves when my dangling modifier is between her open parentheses right before the c**....

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

Grocery produce aisle

ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?
CLERK: No, why do you ask?
CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?

A prison did a study on inmate morale by building them a fully accessible library

**It had its prose and cons.**
*modified joke, original idea by* /u/Cybersad3021

Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one?

It was CRISPR!

Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices

I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )

What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers?

A custom custom custom.

Modified joke, What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers?

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