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Short modified jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The modified humour may include short extended jokes also.
- I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you... I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon...
- Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified?
Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask?
Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask? - A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. "No." Said the farmer
"No." Said the tomato - On the farm market Customer: Is that cabbage genetially modified?
Farmer: Why are you asking?
Cabbage: Yeah, why are you asking? - Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
- A man walks in to a green grocer's "Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"
"No" interrupted the carrot. - Lady goes to the market to buy potatoes. Lady: excuse me, sir, but are these potatoes genetically modified?
Grocer: probably, but what's it to you?
Potato: yeah, what's it to you? - Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one? It was CRISPR!
- Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : ) - What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom.
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- "Should I be concerned about eating genetically modified tomatoes?" Tomato: "No"
- Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.
- What Sound Does a Genetically Modified Cow Make? "Gmoo"
- The new LGBT NFL rules are modified from the Traditional NFL There's no tight end
- My friend genetically modifies salad. He's a rocket scientist
- What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma? A genetically modified vegetable
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What funny jokes about modified you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean changer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make modified pranks.
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A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's
But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
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I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I s**... at making jokes :)
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My girlfriend is an English major.
She loves when my dangling modifier is between her open parentheses right before the c**....
A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
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Leaders show the way....
Indians are *MODIfied*
Brits are *disMAYed*
Americans are *TRUMPed*
And the French are *Macarooned*
And Canadian are *Justified*
While Russians just stay _*Put in*_..!!
Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*
Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!
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A prison did a study on inmate morale by building them a fully accessible library
**It had its prose and cons.**
*modified joke, original idea by* /u/Cybersad3021
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Its the Christians vs Muslims football game...
and the Christians score a goal. From his seat in heaven, surrounded by angels, God cheers.
after a while the Muslims score a goal. Again God cheers. The angels are now confused... "Whose side are you on, Lord?", they ask. "Niether", replies God, "I am just enjoying the game."
(modified from Catholics vs Protestants)
The year is 2089. All policemen have been replaced by genetically modified dogs.
The amount of people killed by police yearly went down 90% and a recent poll that asked "Do you like the police?" showed that public opinion of the force went up 64%.
How was this accomplished?
Dogs are colorblind.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
