Modest Jokes
10 modest jokes and hilarious modest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about modest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy some clever and modest jokes involving a humble pelican, a woodcutter, and more small creatures! Learn how to tell these modest tales with a few snickers and giggles.
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Cheerful Fun Modest Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good modest joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat
We're like Modest Mouse but way better
Sherlock Holmes was always reluctant to take credit for solving a mystery
Oh it was nothing, he would say. The police would have solved it in time.
Everyone knew he was just being modest. Be he ever so humble, there's no Police like Holmes.
My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest
I'm just naturally incredible at it.
What do you call a lake that's desperately trying to be modest?
A koi pond.
Van Gogh wasn't known as a modest man
Or did the compliments just go in one ear.......
My parents always said I was artistic.
They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other.
What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?
I'm kind of a big Dill.
HOW TO LIVE?
"Darling," said the young man to his new bride.
"Now that we are married, do you think you will be
able to live on my modest income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But
what will you live on?"
A modest electrician...
...once saw a few n**... wires, he immediately lowered his gaze.
My new years resolution is to be more modest
Which won't be too hard because I'm already good at it
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