Modern Art Jokes
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Short modern art jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The modern art humour may include short fine arts jokes also.
- Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.
- We should start calling new jokes as modern jokes Like modern art if no one is getting it then it is a hit.
- Karen visits an art gallery Karen: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon Ma'am, that is a mirror. - I went to a museum of modern art the other day and saw a cone statue. I really enjoyed it and would have liked to prolong my visit, but it was truncated.
- How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
- What's the difference between Ikea and Lego? If I free build Ikea it would just be considered modern art.
- Did you hear about the modern art cell phone service? It comes with an unlimited Dada plan.
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Modern Art One Liners
Which modern art one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with modern art? I can suggest the ones about painting art and modern.
- Modern art is just like graffiti Its very ugly and you find it everywhere
- Modern art is like money. I don't get it.
- What is the most famous Pokemon in modern art? Pablo Pikachu
Modern Art Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about modern art you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drawing art jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make modern art pranks.
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Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....
visits a modern art exhibition. "What the h**... is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."
"Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?" "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory." "And what is this dwarf with donkey ears?"
"Mr. president, this is not a painting, this is a mirror."
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Women are like modern art...
They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
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In my job, I'm surrounded by f**..., rats and v**... all day long.
I hate working in a modern art gallery.
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Modern art..
I suppose this horrible looking
thing is what you call modern
art?
I beg your pardon
sir, that is a mirror!