Moderator Jokes
32 moderator jokes and hilarious moderator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moderator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Moderator Short Jokes
Short moderator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moderator humour may include short editor jokes also.
- A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
- A moderator of this sub is my neighbor in real life, and is demanding that my fence be removed ...just because I re-posted it.
- A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?" - A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: "your word is 'inward' ".... Spelling bee contestant: "N-I-G-G..."
Moderator: "Jesus no, stop please! " - Political bar joke A liberal, conservative, and moderate walks into a bar.
The hostess says "Hi, Mitt!" - I took a job aptitude test and it didn't make for pleasant reading I've no people or practical skills and am unable to use logic or reasoning.
It recommended that I become an internet moderator. - Spelling Bee Moderator: Your word is seaward .
Me: C-U-N....
Moderator: For the love of god, stop right now!! - What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A "moderator", apparently.
- Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party. I'm kind of a big deal.
- I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
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Moderator One Liners
Which moderator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moderator? I can suggest the ones about reporter and supervisor.
- Statement from the moderates regarding "The Darkening"
- Who's this moderation person everyone tells me to drink with?
- Who works for an online site that's worth billions for free? A Reddit Moderator
- What is a discord moderator's favorite musical chord? A minor
- I would like to know which wise guy moderator took down my post My fence fell over
- Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation? *They have everything there!*
- Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there.
- The moderators of this sub
- Turns out my exam moderator, Karl, was a Prussian socialist I guess Karl marx after all.
- It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand.
- I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death.
- What do you call a good boi running at a moderate pace? A joggo!
- What do you call it when four moderators play musical instruments together? [Banned]
- Why do Republicans love liberal tears? Because they're long since abandoned moderation.
- A young auto moderator walks into a bar...
Howlingly Hilarious Moderator Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about moderator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moderator pranks.
A mathematician comes home from a symposium to be met at the door by his furious wife.
"What's the big idea, coming home at three in the morning in this state?" she yells.
"Dear," says the moderately refreshed gentleman, "what time did I say I would be home?"
"Quarter of twelve, that's what you said!" screams the wife.
"...Well?" demands the mathematician.
Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says I'll have H2O the second one says I'll have water also the first scientist walks off, furious that is assassination attempt had failed.
You have to be moderately smart to understand it...
Hillary and Trump tie in the election...
And the election moderator isn't sure what to do. So he decides that the president will be decided by a foot race around the White House lawn.
Trump is up first, and his final time around the lawn is 10 minutes 11 seconds.
Hillary is up next, and her final time around the lawn is 9:20.
The moderator tells Hillary she's won the election and the presidency, and tells her her time. Hillary asks "9:20? Is that a record around the lawn?"
The moderator says "No, Bush did 9:11".
Two women meet over a coffee.
"Ah, Marie, I haven't seen you in years, what's going on in your life?"
"I have met a charming and well-off young man half my age."
"Majestic."
"Indeed. He took me to Paris, we dined in the finest restaurant, bought paintings from the vernissage!"
"Majestic!"
"Once we marry, he insists that I retire to our moderately sized European house, free to pursue my leisure activities."
"Definitely majestic!"
"But enough about me. Tell me about yourself, Annette. What are you up to lately?"
"I signed for an etiquette class. We've already learned to say 'majestic' instead of 'fucking h**...'"
After joining the submarine forces of the Navy, I was guaranteed that I would be stationed on a nuclear-powered submarine by an Admiral.
Unfortunately, when I received my order I found out that my post would be a navigator on a Diesel-powered sub with no nuclear capability.
When I approached my command to complain, I was told that this happened all the time and would soon sort itself out - a moderator would soon move my post to the correct sub.
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least fifteen: One to change the bulb, and three committees to approve the change and to decide who is bringing the potato salad.
>!Dearest Moderators, the title may be a repost but the joke is not, I checked!!<
What's the difference between a radical Muslim...
Q: What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?
A: The radical Muslim wants to kill you.The moderate Muslim wants the radical Muslim to kill you.
