The Best 7 Moderately Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Moderately jokes. There are some moderately leisure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moderately noticeably puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Moderately Jokes and Puns

2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says I'll have H2O the second one says I'll have water also the first scientist walks off, furious that is assassination attempt had failed.

You have to be moderately smart to understand it...

Two women meet over a coffee.

"Ah, Marie, I haven't seen you in years, what's going on in your life?"

"I have met a charming and well-off young man half my age."

"Majestic."

"Indeed. He took me to Paris, we dined in the finest restaurant, bought paintings from the vernissage!"

"Majestic!"

"Once we marry, he insists that I retire to our moderately sized European house, free to pursue my leisure activities."

"Definitely majestic!"

"But enough about me. Tell me about yourself, Annette. What are you up to lately?"

"I signed for an etiquette class. We've already learned to say 'majestic' instead of 'fucking horseshit'"

Crappy biology bar joke

A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.

Because they were cultured cells..

What did Donald Trump say to the moderately attractive Russian prostitute?

"You're an eight."

(say it fast)

Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.

I'm kind of a big deal.


As emperor of Ethiopia, how would you rate yourself?

A. Not at all Selassie
B. Somewhat Selassie
C. Moderately Selassie
D. Highly Selassie

I'd made a chemistry joke...

...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the moderately saudi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working moderately interviewers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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