The Best 56 Mode Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mode jokes. There are some mode depeche jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mode android puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mode Jokes and Puns

My son asked me what incognito mode was on his computer.

"I don't want you to know," I replied.

Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots?

It was in mean median mode.

I put my phone on airplane mode.

Now I can't find it.

Mode joke, I put my phone on airplane mode.

A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

I set my phone to airplane mode

I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it


Statistics humour

The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where's your other friend". The median says, "We don't like him anymore. He's mean."

Just asked Siri.

"Surely it's not going to rain today?"

She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"

...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.

Mode joke, Just asked Siri.

I spilled coffee on my laptop.

now it won't go into sleep mode..

What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'

My phone keeps going missing

Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode

I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

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I got a new German cell phone

I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed

Incognito mode on google chrome is useless..

Everyone in the library can still see me wanking

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

You know how to make an Arabian phone explode?

Put it on airplane mode.

Mode joke, You know how to make an Arabian phone explode?

Who's this moderation person everyone tells me to drink with?

how did the Imam order his dessert?

Allah mode

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.


How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport.

Where it goes is up to you.

Modern art is easy to understand.

If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.

Gin is the Ionian mode of liquors...

it will always resolve with tonic.

I asked Siri " surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow"

and he replied " yes it is, and don't call me Shirley"...turns out I left airplane mode on

I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie.

Sadly it was erased.

Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.

I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.

It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.

My phone fell from the 20th floor,

good thing it was in airplane mode.

Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?'

Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'

Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode

Modern day bullies be like:

"Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"

I broke my phone recently.

I threw it out the window after turning on airplane mode. Worst transformer ever.

I am a modern man, I don't mind buying tampons.

But apparently, they are not a proper present

Asked my iPhone, Surely I don't need an umbrella today? . Siri replied Yes, and don't call me Shirley .

Turns out I left Airplane mode on.

Why modern man jeans feels like a cheaply made castle?

No ballroom.

What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?

Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?

Elon Musk: 'Y'.

Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, I'm glad you dumped your buddy. He's mean.

I asked Siri a question and she said, Don't call me Shirley.

I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.

I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office

Worst transformer ever.

Siri kept on calling me Shirley today

I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.

What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready?

He goes Sickle Mode

For me, sex is only a game.

In single-player mode.

My Math teacher told me I'm terrible at telling Math jokes.

She was mode to me.

Do you know why programers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

I got a bit bored on a long highway drive and started scrolling through the various voice choices on my GPS.

There was a USA accent, a French accent and even an Australian accent. Then I noticed "Wife mode". So I selected it, and nothing seemed to happen, until about 10 miles later the GPS said,

"So, if I died, would you get a new GPS?""

Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic

Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.

i threw my phone from the roof, and it broke...

i guess airplane mode isn't working

Cops smashed my phone.

Cops smashed my phone. Well it's my fault for having it on the dark mode.

I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode

It's a power nap.

How many Discord users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer dark mode.

Whenever my Muslim roommate goes to pray, I sit next to him with some apple pie and ice cream.

Then both of us are in A La mode.

A moderator of this sub is my neighbor in real life, and is demanding that my fence be removed

...just because I re-posted it.

Why do most programmers use dark mode?

Because the light attracts too many bugs

I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone

I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized



I didn't have airplane mode on

How many developers/mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

They actually prefer dark mode

I don't understand statistics like mean, mode and median

Is that normal?

What does a modern excutioner, with a sense of humor do, before injecting lethal injection?

\- Disinfect the arm, to prevent infection.

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We suggest to use only working mode circuit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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