Mode Jokes

Funniest Mode Short Jokes

Short mode jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mode humour may include short mute jokes also.

1. Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
2. Siri kept on calling me Shirley today I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.
3. Cops smashed my phone. Cops smashed my phone. Well it's my fault for having it on the dark mode.
4. Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there's one place she will never visit… Cape Town
5. Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?' Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'
   Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode
6. A median and a mode walk into a bar. The bartender says, I'm glad you dumped your buddy. He's mean.
7. I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
8. A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
9. So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley
   I must have left my phone in airplane mode
10. I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it

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Mode One Liners

Which mode one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mode? I can suggest the ones about style and form.

1. My phone fell from the 20th floor, good thing it was in airplane mode.
2. Do you know why programers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
3. i threw my phone from the roof, and it broke... i guess airplane mode isn't working
4. I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased.
5. How many discord users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer dark mode.
6. I don't understand statistics like mean, mode and median Is that normal?
7. I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode It's a power nap.
8. Whats the best flashlight ? Discord light mode
9. What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'
10. My Math teacher told me I'm terrible at telling Math jokes. She was mode to me.
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11. You know how to make an Arabian phone explode? Put it on airplane mode.
12. I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it.
13. What is a sneeze's favorite mode of transportation? Ah-choo choo train
14. How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode.
15. What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready? He goes Sickle Mode

Airplane Mode Jokes

Here is a list of funny airplane mode jokes and even better airplane mode puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office Worst transformer ever.
• I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed
• I broke my phone recently. I threw it out the window after turning on airplane mode. Worst transformer ever.
• I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized
  I didn't have airplane mode on
• My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode
• I put my phone on airplane mode. I threw it and it didn't fly...
• I just threw my phone… I found out later that's not the correct way to put it into airplane mode
• I put my phone on airplane mode Then it flew away.
• I just found out how to put my tablet on airplane mode! It didn't fly when I threw it out of the window though...
• Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it. (Original Content)

Dark Mode Jokes

Here is a list of funny dark mode jokes and even better dark mode puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How many developers/mods does it take to change a lightbulb? They actually prefer dark mode
• What's the difference between a Redditor that truly cares about racism, and one that doesn't? Whether or not they use Dark Mode.
• I like dark mode on everything Except for my skin

Mean Median Mode Jokes

Here is a list of funny mean median mode jokes and even better mean median mode puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode.
• I'm not always mean, sometimes I'm median. Really depends on my mode. Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.
• What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider? They're in mean median mode.
• Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them.

Flight Mode Jokes

Here is a list of funny flight mode jokes and even better flight mode puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I threw my phone out the window. It fell and broke. I am outraged. I distinctly remember putting it in flight mode first!
• Flight Attendant: Please don't forget to activate 'airplane mode' Me: Running around with my arms spread making airplane noises.

Depeche Mode Jokes

Here is a list of funny depeche mode jokes and even better depeche mode puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Really freaked out for a bit, my computer was giving me personalised Jesus quotes. Turns out I had it set to depeche mode.
• I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough" I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.
• What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence.
• What did the lead singer of Depeche Mode say to the son of God when he asked for his own army? Your own personnel, Jesus.

Giggle-Inducing Mode Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about mode you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean norm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mode pranks.