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69 mockingbird jokes and hilarious mockingbird puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mockingbird that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mockingbird Short Jokes

Short mockingbird jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mockingbird humour may include short bird of prey jokes also.

  1. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
    (Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)
  2. My aunt's parrot can say over 30 phrases, but each one is offensive and belittling. I say parrot, it's actually more of a mockingbird.
  3. Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail? It was the tequila Mockingbird.
  4. I just finished 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. 1/10 Worst guide ever.
  5. what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird
  6. what does Harper Lee write when she's drunk? Tequila Mockingbird
  7. What type of mixed drink is great for alcoholic readers? Tequila Mockingbird
  8. What's a Mexican drinking worm's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird
  9. What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird
  10. What is the favorite liquor of every high school English teacher? Tequila Mockingbird

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Mockingbird One Liners

Which mockingbird one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mockingbird? I can suggest the ones about scarecrow and birds and bees.

  1. What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilomockingbirds
  2. What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird
  3. What's an author's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird.
    (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
  4. What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird
  5. What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
  6. What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird
  7. What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book? Tequila Mockingbird.
  8. What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams? 2 kilo mockingbird
  9. What is a librarian's favourite drink? Tequila Mockingbird
  10. What book does every Mexican student read in school? Tequila Mockingbird.
  11. What is a Mexican's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird
  12. What do Mexican kids read in middle school? Tequila Mockingbird.
  13. What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2kilo mocking birds.
  14. What is an English teacher's favourite cocktail? Tequila Mockingbird
  15. What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird

Kill Mockingbird Jokes

Here is a list of funny kill mockingbird jokes and even better kill mockingbird puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird.
  • My friend is studying To Kill A Mockingbird. I told him, If you've got any racist jokes, don't Maycomb.
  • I just read to kill a mockingbird Let's just say it inspired me to find a another book
  • "To Kill a Mockingbird" "Oh, I just used a slingshot."
  • To kill a mockingbird should have been titled "h**... a mockingbird." Learn English idiot.
Mockingbird joke, To kill a mockingbird should have been titled "h**... a mockingbird." Learn English idiot.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mockingbird can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mockingbird puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Mockingbird Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about mockingbird you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean parrot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mockingbird prank.

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What kind of drink do English majors favour?....

Tequila mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds
(credit goes to my old physics book)

What do you call 2000 of Harper E. Lee's favorite birds?

Two kilo-mockingbirds

You hear Harper Lee wrote a novel while drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's a Mexican's favourite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.
(I'm sure this joke has been made before, but I thought it up this morning.)

What did Harper Lee write in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Dropped some alcohol on my favourite book.

Now it's called Tequila Mockingbird.

My new joke

We were eating lunch at this place that was serving tequila chicken, but after the meal one of the guys questioned picking that particular menu item.
Him: I'm not sure that was chicken at all.
Me: Maybe it was tequila mockingbird.
Pa dum dum dishhh

Do you know which mixed drink is a bibliophile's favorite?

A Tequila Mockingbird

A son tells his dad,

"Dad! There's a mockingbird on the roof."
"How do you know it's a mockingbird?" The Dad asks.
The son responds, "Because it said 'Look at me I'm a dumb 40 year old living in my parents basement'"

What do you call two thousand mockingbirds?

2 Kilomockingbird

What do you get when you mix ornithology with Mexican spirits?

Tequila Mockingbird

More people would read books if publishers just added the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of every title.

War of the Worlds in My Pants
The Two Towers in My Pants
Great Expectations in My Pants
To Kill a Mockingbird in My Pants
Rising Strong in My Pants

My local off-licence has started hosting a book club.

First up is Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite cocktail?

Tequila Mockingbird

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. "What are you celebrating?" the bartender asks. "I just got my first novel published," the guy announces. "It's a thriller about a flock of 2,000 mockingbirds." "What's it called?" "2 kilomockingbirds," the guy replies.

Mockingbird joke, What is a librarian's favourite drink?

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