The Best 55 Mockingbird Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mockingbird jokes. There are some mockingbird blackbird jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mockingbird bluebird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail?

It was the Tequila Mockingbird.

What's a Mexican's favorite book?

Te-quil-a Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mockingbird joke, What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar?

tequila mockingbird

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird


In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Mockingbird joke, What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

What kind of drink do English majors favour?....

Tequila mockingbird

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird.
(Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What was Harper Lee's beverage of choice?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mockingbird joke, What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.


What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an english teacher's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird

what does Harper Lee write when she's drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird

Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night…

Ended up with tequila mockingbird.

What do you read on cinco de mayo?

"Tequila Mockingbird"

What book does every Mexican student read in school?

Tequila Mockingbird.

I just read to kill a mockingbird

Let's just say it inspired me to find a another book

What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

You hear Harper Lee wrote a novel while drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's a Mexican's favourite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.

(I'm sure this joke has been made before, but I thought it up this morning.)

What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is a Mexican's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would drunk Harper Lee have titled her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What did Harper Lee write in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do Mexican kids read in middle school?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Dropped some alcohol on my favourite book.

Now it's called Tequila Mockingbird.

My new joke

We were eating lunch at this place that was serving tequila chicken, but after the meal one of the guys questioned picking that particular menu item.

Him: I'm not sure that was chicken at all.

Me: Maybe it was tequila mockingbird.

Pa dum dum dishhh

My friend is studying To Kill A Mockingbird.

I told him, If you've got any racist jokes, don't Maycomb.

What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams?

2 kilo mockingbird

Do you know which mixed drink is a bibliophile's favorite?

A Tequila Mockingbird

A son tells his dad,

"Dad! There's a mockingbird on the roof."
"How do you know it's a mockingbird?" The Dad asks.
The son responds, "Because it said 'Look at me I'm a dumb 40 year old living in my parents basement'"

What's Harper Lee's favorite liquor?

Tequila mockingbird

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)

What is Atticus's favourite drink?

Tequilla Mockingbird

What is the favorite liquor of every high school English teacher?

Tequila Mockingbird

What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book?

Two kilo mockingbird.

What is black, white, and gray, has feathers, and weighs almost four and a half pounds?

Two-kilo mockingbird.

Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix ornithology with Mexican spirits?

Tequila Mockingbird

More people would read books if publishers just added the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of every title.

War of the Worlds in My Pants

The Two Towers in My Pants

Great Expectations in My Pants

To Kill a Mockingbird in My Pants

Rising Strong in My Pants

What's a Mexican drinking worm's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What type of mixed drink is great for alcoholic readers?

Tequila Mockingbird

My local off-licence has started hosting a book club.

First up is Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite cocktail?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an English teacher's favourite cocktail?

Tequila Mockingbird

My aunt's parrot can say over 30 phrases, but each one is offensive and belittling.

I say parrot, it's actually more of a mockingbird.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mockingbird prose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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