Mock Jokes
29 mock jokes and hilarious mock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mock Short Jokes
Short mock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mock humour may include short dummy jokes also.
- I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family. They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.
I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment. - My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
- Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
- If we truly become what we mock... ...I think I'm going to start mocking some smarter, more successful people, for a change.
- There are two things that never get old. * Mocking people who don't vaccinate their kids.
* Their kids. - I went to a mock trial recently and I was really disappointed. I didn't get to mock anyone.
- It takes a pretty twisted person to mock an amputee. Honestly, just try putting yourself in their shoe.
- My kid told me he broke the sound barrier on his bike today. But it was just a mock mach joke.
- [Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.
- My fellow investors mocked me for buying shares in Nitrous Oxide. It's the laughing stock.
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Mock One Liners
Which mock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mock? I can suggest the ones about stub and mask.
- To all the people who I mocked for their stutter I am so so sorry.
- What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird
- I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me. I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me
- What do you call it when a Russian emperor uses irony to mock someone? Tsarcasm
- What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2kilo mocking birds.
- I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it
- As a belieber I am sick and tired of unbeliebers mocking out beliebs.
- How do you dismiss a bird that's making fun of you at a bar? Tequila mocking bird.
- Russian leadership has gotten so bad that even mystics are mocking it They razz Putin.
- What do they call mock-trial in the ghetto? Practice
- I got really upset at people mocking my flamingo costume so I had to put my foot down.
- Which bird has the worst manners? Mocking birds.
- What do you call it when a pig makes fun of another pig? A ham-mock
- Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?
- I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today I was discrete.
Cheerful Fun Mock Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about mock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mock pranks.
My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me...
...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way.
Apparently, I don't know what a "mock interview" means.
A cardiac specialist died and at his f**... the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own f**..." the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
An old Jew is standing on a street corner in Soviet Russia.
He is holding up a poster that says "Thank you, Comrade Stalin for my happy childhood."
A policeman walking the beat sees the poster and says, "Are you trying to mock our Great Motherland? Everybody can see that when you were a child, Comrade Stalin hasn't even been born."
The old Jew replies, "That is precisely why I'm grateful to him."
A pizza guy enters an obesity clinic and says, "I have 15 meat lover pizzas with extra cheese."
The nurse at the receptionist desk angrily asks him, "Why would you come here and mock our patients?"
The pizza guy defensively answers, "It's just what the doctor ordered!"
Did you know the first Easter and ther first april fools day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
logician joke (hard to get)
3 logicians walk into a bar. The blonde bartender smiles and says with a mock sigh,
'Hmmm.. Logicians again. I think you're all cute, but you're not ALL going to try to pick me up, are you?'
The first logician says: 'I don't know - maybe?' and looks at the other two.
The second logician says, 'I don't know - maybe?' and looks at the third one.
The third logician says, 'Well, looks like we are!' and orders four beers."
My shirt makes fun of me
**It's a mock turtleneck.**
An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith.
When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, "Well, he's been-a-d**...-teen lately."
