Comical Mocha Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
FO: My dog is so smart that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
SO: I know.
FO: How do you know?
SO: My dog told me.
To all the philosophy majors out there...
Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?
I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.
The man getting served in front of me, asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas". The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!", he raged, "I'll just have to have a latte!". He went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte too, please". They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
So I told them my name was Mocha.
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
My dog is so smart, says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed. I know, says the second owner. How do you know? the first demands. My dog told me.
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?
3 bean soup
I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Have you guys heard about Ricky Martin's new line of coffee?
It's called, livin' la vida mocha
