Mocha Jokes
5 mocha jokes and hilarious mocha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mocha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Mocha Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good mocha joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
FO: My dog is so smart that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
SO: I know.
FO: How do you know?
SO: My dog told me.
To all the philosophy majors out there...
Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?
I was in the queue at starbucks this morning.
The man getting served in front of me, asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas". The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!", he raged, "I'll just have to have a latte!". He went and sat down.
I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte too, please". They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
So I told them my name was Mocha.
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?
3 bean soup
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