Mobs Jokes
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How many mobsters do you need to push a man off a cliff?
None. He slipped and fell by himself.
What did the mobster say before he died?
Who put this violin, in my violin case?
Why did the mobster shoot the clock?
So it wouldn't tock.
What's a mobsters favorite game?
Whack a Mole
A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll
He was accused of knick-knack p**... whack
What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?
Rigatoni!
Where did the mobster go to college?
Whas-a-matta U.
What does a mobster do when his house gets too cluttered?
He has a garrote sale.
What did the mobster use for his gamertag?
Al Capwned
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