Mobius Jokes

Funniest Mobius Short Jokes

Short mobius jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mobius humour may include short obsessive jokes also.

1. What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry A Mobius stripper
2. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius loop? To get to the other ... errr ... ummm ... wait ...
3. Contortionist dancer Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?

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Mobius One Liners

Which mobius one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mobius? I can suggest the ones about loop and infinity.

1. I hate getting into arguments about Mobius Strips. They're always one sided
2. A friend and I had a conversation about Mobius loops It was very one-sided.
3. Mobius strips are very biased They're just so one sided.
4. When a topologist drops acid... ...is it called a Mobius Trip?
5. Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided.
6. What's your opinion on the mobius s**... debate? I find it a tad one-sided.
7. I went to a restaurant and ordered a mobius s**... steak... I never could finish it.
8. Did you hear about the stripper named Mobius? Her p**... fell down all night.
9. Stripping. I am a mobius stripper. I take my top off... forever.
10. What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius s**...?? Juan.

Cheeky Mobius Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about mobius you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geometry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mobius pranks.