The Best 6 Mobility Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mobility jokes. There are some mobility mobile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mobility migration puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mobility Jokes and Puns

An emaciated man was found dead in his bathtub.

The apparent cause of death was starvation. Oddly, he still had enough food in his fridge, and no apparent mobility problems that would prevent him from getting to it. His relatives did not know of any mental problems either.

The best investigator in the city was called to the scene. She takes one look at the bathroom and asks the relatives,

"Was he a programmer?"

"Yes, why?"

She wordlessly shows them a large shampoo bottle with an instruction: "1. Apply the shampoo. 2. Rinse. 3. Repeat the procedure."

My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology.

"They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.

A Target inspired joke

I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.

I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmobile."

Why does the queen have much more mobility than the king in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

What do you call a royal in a wheelchair?

Mobility


Lego introduces a wheelchair bound minifig.

He lost his mobility after stepping on a lego.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mobility candidacy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mobility permanently piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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