The Best 18 Moaner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Moaner jokes. There are some moaner whine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moaner groan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Moaner Jokes and Puns

For my birthday my friends got me a sweater.

I would have preferred a screamer or moaner, but a sweater was fine.

All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater

I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all

I got a sweater for xmas....



I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Moaner joke, I got a sweater for xmas....

[Nsfw] I got a sweater for Christmas...

I wish I had gotten a screamer or a moaner.

For Christmas last year I got a sweater.

This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.


I got a sweater for my birthday!

I really wanted a moaner...

I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas

Instead I got a sweater.

Moaner joke, I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas

I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer.

Why do dads hate christmas?

They get a sweater. But they really wanted a moaner or a screamer..

My friend got me a sweater for Christmas...

I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick.

I got a sweater for Christmas...

...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer.

From: Jerry "The King" Lawler"

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I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer.

Credit to Steven Wright.

Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas.

This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer.

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Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner.

I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater.

I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.

Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas?

Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner.

Moaner joke, Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas?

I was disappointed when my friends got me a sweater for my last birthday

I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I got a sweater for Xmas

I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the moaner squirter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working moaner seahorses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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