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47 mmm jokes and hilarious mmm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mmm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mmm Short Jokes

Short mmm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mmm humour may include short jokes also.

  1. A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!' 'Mmm?'
    'Not that many!'
  2. Two Romans were in a bar having a conversation.. Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with
    Roman 2: mmm?
    Roman 1: don't be ridiculous, not that many
  3. Roman guy: You won't believe how many women I've slept with Second Roman: mmm?
    Roman Guy: don't be ridiculous, not that many
  4. ‌‌A R‌‌oman s‌‌oldier i‌‌s b‌‌ragging t‌‌o h‌‌is f‌‌riend, "‌‌You'll n‌‌ever g‌‌uess w‌‌ith h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌omen I‌‌'ve s‌‌lept!" "Mmm?"
    "Nah, n‌‌ot t‌‌hat m‌‌any"
  5. What's the best thing about a roll of duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"
  6. Enjoying the views... You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?

    Me: Yes, it was amazing.
    You: Did you enjoy the views?
    Me: Mmm...No.
    You: Why?
    Me: The Mountains blocked the view.
  7. A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, "Mmm, that smells so good!"
    "Oh," the Scotsman answers, "do you want to go walk past it again?"
  8. Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"
  9. Ancient Rome Two friends are talking:
    - you know how many girls i had?
    - mmm?
    - no, not that many...
  10. What's the best part about duck tape? It makes "No, no, no!", sound like " Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"

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Mmm One Liners

Which mmm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mmm? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm
  2. What does a neckbearded cannibal say? Mmm, lady.
  3. What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts? Mmm. Academia!
  4. What did the Dalmatian say after eating its favorite treat? Mmm, that hit the spot!
  5. Roman Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with Roman 2: mmm? Roman 1:
  6. I can't wait for the Preakness Steaks! Mmm, horse meat
  7. Pick up line Mmm baby, you smell like my favorite hotel lotion..
  8. Mmm baby Call me the CIA because I'm always watching ;)
  9. what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo.
  10. Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?
  11. What's grosser than g**...? When a midget walks by and says, "Mmm, your hair smells nice!"
  12. What did the Pyrophile say to the s**... fire? Mmm, Day Ash!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mmm can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mmm puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Mmm Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mmm you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mmm prank.

What do turtles say to themselves to calm down?

My 7 yr old: dad, I made up a joke and it's really funny.
Me: ok hit me.
Her: what do turtles say to themselves to calm down?
Me: mmm I dunno, what?
Her: in through your nose, out through your b**....
Me: …
Her: …
Me: …
Her: turtles breathe through their butts, dad.
Me: oh! Haha nice one. Wow. You're smart.

A jewish couple where walking the streets of Rome on vacation.

They walk past a fancy restaurant and the wife says " mmm that place smells amazing!". The Husband replies " You're right it does smell really good. If you want on the way back to the hotel we can walk by this same place again"

Three moles dig their way to IHOP

The first mole pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmm I smell pancakes!"
The second moles pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmmm I smell coffee!"
The third mops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "all I smell is molasses.."

The king's guard bursts into the throne room...

Out of breath and in a panic they alert the king
> Sire, the peasants, they're revolting!
The king nods and responds:
>Mmm yes, they are quite disgusting aren't they

Dwarfs and s**... Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."

3 moles were shuffling down a tunnel, when the first one says

"hmmm, I smell honey!"
The second one twitches his nose and says "mmm I'm not sure sure.. It smells more like sugar to me!"
The third mole wrinkles his nose... "nope, it's definitely molasses!"

An accountant goes to the doctor...

An accountant knocks on the door of his doctor's surgery and walks in.
"Hello, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me. Goodbye." With that he turns around and walks out.
----
30 seconds later he is back. "Hello again, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me."
The Doctor looks up from his desk and says:
>"Mmm. I think you have a serious case of double entry."

A little girl sits down on Santa's lap and ask for...

She ask for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. "Mmm," said Santa, "I thought barbie came with Ken." "No," replies the girl. "Barbie fakes it with Ken, she loves GI joe."

The c**... I bought was so white

That it's first words were: mmm, delicious quinoa, susan

A roman military is talking to his friend

First Roman: "Guess how many women I've slept with."
Second Roman: "Mmm?"
First roman: "Don't be ridiculous, not that many."

Duct Tape

Duct tape is the best s**... aid ever invented. I've never had a no when using it. It's like it's turn 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mm'

Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day

Mmm, rotisserie was really the right way to go this time!

A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater

takes a deep breath and says " MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"

Zuma want's to move to the sun....

With all the talk about moving to the moon, South African President Jacob Zuma and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe were chatting freely about where each would like to go and live, if the opportunity ever presented itself....
"To the moon" answered Mugabe - mmm that sounds cool Zuma responded candidly.
How about you Jacob?
Zuma: Well if I could go live anywhere I would go to the Sun.
Mugabe: To the Sun! Are you crazy thats a flaming ball of hot gas, you will most ceretainly fry.....
Zuma: No no no, you see Robert, that wont happen if I go at night!

White priest goes and lives with an African tribe...

He spends his days teaching the way of the lord. After several years, a village woman gives birth to a white baby. The Chief is not happy with this. When he confronts the priest, the priest tries to explain these things happen in nature. With the chief not understanding, the priest tries to explain further....
"ok chief. See that flock of sheep?"
"Mmm yes".
"See they are all white, but that one black one?"
"Mmm yes".
"Does that help you to understand?"
"Mmm yes. I no say nothing about baby, you no say nothing about sheep."

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The impact of these mmm jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.