Mma Fighter Jokes
18 mma fighter jokes and hilarious mma fighter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mma fighter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mma Fighter Short Jokes
Short mma fighter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mma fighter humour may include short jet fighter jokes also.
- Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do.
- What's the name of MMA fighter John Jones 2 brothers that played in the NBA? Manute Bol & Turina Bol
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Mma Fighter One Liners
Which mma fighter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mma fighter? I can suggest the ones about street fighter and fighter.
- I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA
- Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts? Cause otherwise, they'd be boxers!!!
- What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop? Doner McGregor
- Comedian MMA fighter strangles man with a jokehold
- What do you call an Russian MMA fighter which Arabs love? Khabibi
- How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS
Witty Mma Fighter Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about mma fighter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tie fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mma fighter pranks.
A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says hey you want to hear a blonde joke?
The woman responds, before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I'm a professional MMA fighter and I'm blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she's blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man turns back to his beer. Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.
A recently divorced woman finds a magic lantern. The genie offers her 3 wishes but with one condition.
Every wish that is granted her will be doubled to her Ex-husband.
So to test the genie she makes her first wish for $10 million. Sure enough her Ex received $20 million.
Her 2nd wish is for 2 supermodel consorts. Again her Ex is graced with 4 supermodels to fulfill his every desire.
For her final wish she asks the genie for a MMA fighter to beat her half to death!
Blonde Bar
A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and relaxes. Later, he yells to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar is now silent. The man next to the blind man says to him, "I don't think you should tell that joke. That bartender is blond, the person sitting next to you is a professional MMA fighter, I'm blonde and I am 6'5'' and weigh 200 pounds, and the bouncer outside is also blonde. Now, do you really want to tell that blonde joke anymore?" The blind man replies, "No, not if I have to explain it to 4 different people."
A blind man walks into a lesbian biker bar...
Canes his way up to the bar, sits down and asks the bartender if she wants to hear a blonde joke.
The bartender says, "Well, before ya do I should warn ya. I'm blonde and I've got a knife in my purse... that server behind you is blonde and she's got a gun in her purse... the bouncer is an MMA fighter, she's blonde. Our cook just got outta jail for killing a man and -she's- blonde. Finally, the owner of this place is the meanest of us all and she's blonde too. Ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second and says, "Well....not now. I'll have to explain it 5 times."