Mlk Jokes

• Short Mlk Jokes
• Mlk One Liners
• Mlk Day Jokes
• Mlk Dream Jokes
• More Mlk Jokes

Funniest Mlk Short Jokes

Short mlk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mlk humour may include short mlk day jokes also.

1. Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream.
   Happy MLK day
2. From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day?
   Her: I plan on sleeping all day
   Me: ...Why?
   Her: I want to have dreams too
3. What's the difference between the FBI and the ClA? It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
   One killed MLK, while the other killed
   JFK.
4. There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.
5. In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.
   But they still do anyway.
6. White people are always butthurt about MLK day and black history month. They always say, "It'd be racist of we had a holiday." They don't understand we do.... Fathers Day.
7. What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
8. What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
9. If MLK were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin screaming, "Let me out! I'm not dead! Let me out! I'm alive!"
10. MLK day I'm kinda surprised it's a national holiday. I mean, I love milk as much as the next guy, but jeez.

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Mlk One Liners

Which mlk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mlk? I can suggest the ones about dream and independence.

1. What would MLK do if he were alive today? Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.
2. Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only
3. What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk
4. Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off
5. What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee
6. What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream.
7. What would MLK be if he was alive? White
8. What did MLK say to the fishmonger? I have a bream.
9. MLK had a dream Obama had hope
   
   Maybe someday we'll get one with ability
10. Happy Milk day! Or as you hipsters call it MLK day!
11. What has four legs and one arm? A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
12. Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!
13. Black actors boycott Oscars... No s**... or MLK movies this year.
14. So you know how you don't dream when you smoke w**...? What if MLK smoked?
15. How did you spend MLK day? I worked like a s**....

Mlk Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny mlk day jokes and even better mlk day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great w**......
• You know, it's funny how MLK only has a day while sharks get a whole week. It's probably because they're great w**....

Mlk Dream Jokes

Here is a list of funny mlk dream jokes and even better mlk dream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping.

Humorous Mlk Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about mlk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mahatma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mlk pranks.