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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

How does Mr Miyagi like to relax?

He wax off....

What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive?

Focus, Daniel-san

If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?

Racks on, racks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Olympic curling seems like the kind of game...

Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

How does Mr. Miyagi eat Babybels?

Wax on, wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon.
Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why was Mr. Miyagi reluctantly allowed to do the laundry at the Cobra Kai dojo?

He's Anti-Kreese.

What does Mr Miyagi call his cat

Mr Meow'y

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