Mixture Jokes
28 mixture jokes and hilarious mixture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mixture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores homogeneous mixtures as a source of comedy. Discover a series of jokes that involve fishies, barium, and biologists, leaving you laughing hysterically! Get ready to experience a comedic mixture sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Mixture Short Jokes
Short mixture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mixture humour may include short mixing jokes also.
- I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of ketchup and mustard. But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
- Did you hear about the candle that smells like a mixture of Francis, Benedict, and John Paul? They call it pope pourri
(I really am sorry) - What do you get when you break into your school to make a heterogeneous mixture? A suspension
- Unintelligent Design Client to designer: It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.
- What do you call a homogenous mixture formed immediately before the apocalypse? The Final Solution.
- The next person who asks me for a mixture of apple juice, pineapple juice and lemon juice is gonna get a punch. Ecks dee
- The difference between an Optimist and a Bird Taxidermist The taxidermist sees a gamebird as a mixture of multiple species
The optimist only sees it as half-fowl - Dear alcohol.. All the mixtures, colloids and emulsions i learnt in school, yet i chose you as the solution.
- What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp.
- Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into the dough mixture when making monster cookies.
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Mixture One Liners
Which mixture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mixture? I can suggest the ones about mixer and hybrid.
- Hate to burst your bubble, but.. the mixture needs more glycerin.
- Where do chemical engineers make the most potent mixtures? Concentration camps.
- Why was the muffin sad? It was a mixture of things
- What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner.
- Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
- What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture.
- What do you call 2 really smart gay scientists in the same bed? A h**...-genius mixture.
- d**... are like cake mixture The more you beat em
the thicker they get - What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A h**...-genius mixture
- What does a mixture and a gay scientist have in common? They can both be a h**...-genius
Cheeky Mixture Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about mixture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean combination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mixture pranks.
Wife calls her scientist husband...
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
Four engineers riding in a car -
it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start
Amazed
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it a**..., with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband."A penny for your thoughts," she said."It's amazing! " he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $146.50. "
A student is blatantly cheating in an exam
The invigilator is watching in a mixture of disbelief and amusement as the student peeks at a crib sheet and looks at his neighbours papers.
At the end of the exam the students line up to hand their papers in. When the cheater gets to the front of the line the invigilator says "Uh-uh, no way. You were blatantly cheating; you don't get to submit a paper"
The student looks him in the eye and says "Do you know who I am!?"
"Not a clue!" says the invigilator.
"Good then" says the student, as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack of papers on the desk and walks out.
(meta) About the direction this sub is going
Every top post I see from this sub now is a basic one liner, and half of them aren't even that good. While I appreciate a good simple joke as much as the next person, there needs to be a good mixture that include actual story jokes with a true set up and punchline.
[Religion/Political] What's same between h**... and Initial D?
Gas Gas Gas
The difference is the fuel/air mixture.
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