Mixer Jokes
46 mixer jokes and hilarious mixer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mixer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you love to laugh, why not check out these hilarious jokes about mixers, from cement mixers to food mixers to audio mixers and more? We've got plenty of puns and gags, as well as recipes and tips on how to use a mixer grinder. So get your spatula ready and get ready to have a good time.
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Funniest Mixer Short Jokes
Short mixer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mixer humour may include short mixing jokes also.
- Breaking news just in. A cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the highway, Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
- A prison van crashed into a cement mixer this morning... Police are currently on the lookout for half a dozen hardened criminals.
- Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on. He is reportedly shaken
- A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
- My incompetent uncle Hans worked at a sausage shop in Frankfurt. One day he fell into the mixer. Hans is literally the wurst.
- Cement Mixer A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston bypass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. - I bought my wife a kitchen mixer for Christmas and she hasn't opened it yet which is great because I am going to give it to her for Mother's Day.
- I was stuck driving behind a cement mixer for 1/2 an hour It had a "Do not overtake turning vehicle" sign.
- This just in: A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. The police warn that these are really heavy criminals.
- Did you hear about the French baker who fell into the bread mixer and no one noticed? He's in quite a lot of pain.
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Mixer One Liners
Which mixer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mixer? I can suggest the ones about mixture and shaker.
- What do you get when you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement
- A cement mixer collided with a prison van Be sure to look out for 10 hardened criminals.
- Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get insurance? He was high whisk.
- What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair
- What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer.
- What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head? Brenda.
- What do you call a gathering of single hikers? A Trail Mixer.
- How do you get red color from green color? You put frog in mixer
- Good moms let you lick the beaters Great ones turn the mixer off first
- What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet.
- What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer.
- What do you call a midget in a cement mixer A wee hard man
- What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms
- Why did h**... buy the mixer? To take out the jews
Cement Mixer Jokes
Here is a list of funny cement mixer jokes and even better cement mixer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A prison bus crashed into a cement mixer You should be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
- The manager of my power drill company was doing so well I promoted him to head of the cement mixer division. One good turn deserves another.
- *Police Alert* Two men wanted for stealing a cement mixer. Caution is advised. They are hardened criminals.
- This just in: a cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. The prisoners tried to escape across the river, but they were wearing cement overshoes.
- This just in: a cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. The police had to let all the prisoners go, because they were statues of limitations.
- You hear about the p**... wagon that collided with cement mixer Ed? 12 hardened criminals escaped.
Cheerful Fun Mixer Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about mixer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grinder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mixer pranks.
l**... the beaters.
I remember my mom baking cakes when I was a kid. She used an electric mixer. If I had been good, when she was done mixing she would let me lick the beaters. If I had been really good she would turn it off first.
A man doesn't trust his wife...
He calls her from his work all the time asking where she is. She always tells him that she's in the kitchen preparing food. And so he asks her to turn on the mixer for proof, which she does.
One day he called his son and asked him where his mom is. His son said: "She went out like everyday... and took the mixer with her."
A Good Mother
A good mom will always let her child lick the cookie dough after she's finished mixing it.
The best mom will switch the mixer off first.
(This was a joke translated from Russian that my mom always told me. She was a pretty good mom ;( )
A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer.
She said she was going to whisk me away.
Wife at work calls her husband
W: Where are you?
H: At home with the kids, darling.
W: Run the mixer for me.
H: Why, OK... Ghhhhiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr
W: KThxbai
Again next day
W: Where are you?
H: At home baby.
W: Sound the mixer.
H: Huh, Ggghhhiiiierrrrrrrr
This time the wife gives a surprise visit home only to find the kids alone.
Wife: Where's daddy?
Kid: I don't know, but he took the mixer-grinder with him.
A man buys a mixer
A man bought a kitchen mixer on sale from the thrift shop, every time he used it, the batter would splatter, but it was too late by the time he realized it did nothing but stir up trouble...
