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Mixed Signals Jokes

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Mixed Signals Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good mixed signals joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm getting mixed signals from my doctor.

First, he told me that I need to stop drinking so much, but he also told me I should get more shots.

A girl I liked was giving me mixed signals

So I calculated Fourier transform.

I met a girl named Clarity

She gave me mixed signals

What did Batman get for Valentine's day?

Mixed signals.

What do you call a Hispanic radio station?

Mixed Signals

Today a woman was giving me mixed signals..

She was a traffic guard

Mixed Signals

Ben is sitting at home reading a magazine or something, I dunno, and his phone rings. He answers, "Hey, who's this?"
"Sup, Ben. It's Frank," is the reply.
B: "Hey, what's up, man?"
F: "Listen, I need some relationship advice. Can you help me?"
B: "Sure."
F: "Cool, thanks. Anyway, I've been seeing this girl lately. I'm really starting to like her, but I don't know what she's thinking. She's giving me mixed signals."
B: "How so?"
F: "Well, she said that she 'loved me like a brother.'"
B: "That seems pretty clear to me. She obviously just doesn't have a romantic attraction to you."
F: "Yeah, well that's the thing: she's from Kentucky."

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