Mixed Race Jokes

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Funniest Mixed Race Short Jokes

Short mixed race jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mixed race humour may include short mixed people jokes also.

1. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
2. Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently nascar fans didn't want to mix the races....
3. We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition. No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.
4. I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani.
5. My parents are mixed race... Dad prefers the 100 meter, but Mom is a real fan of the marathon.
6. My parents are mixed-race.. My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles
7. I think mixed-raced babies are really cute. But if my wife has one, I'm getting a divorce.
8. I come from a mixed race family My mum prefers the 100 metres, my dad is all about the relay.
9. Arkansa's nickname used to be "The Land of Opportunity" Then the Mexicans came and starting race mixing. Now it's known as "The Natural State"
10. We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty g**.... That's why I hate triathlons.

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Mixed Race One Liners

Which mixed race one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mixed race? I can suggest the ones about half asian and brown people.

1. Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
2. I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres.
3. I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic
4. What do you call a mix-race kid whos really good at basketball? Duncan Onyu
5. A half cast, mixed race and coloured walked into a bar... Either way, he wasn't welcome
6. Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Playful Mixed Race Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about mixed race you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dark skinned jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mixed race pranks.