Mixed People Jokes
33 mixed people jokes and hilarious mixed people puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mixed people that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mixed People Short Jokes
Short mixed people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mixed people humour may include short mixed race jokes also.
- I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
- A lot of people get numerators and denominators mixed up... But there's a fine line between the two
- I hate people who mix up 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. It's worse than not knowing the difference between your left and write.
- People said I was crazy for getting mixed vaccines But I like to think of myself as a Modern-izer
- I get very annoyed when people mix up there, their, and they're. From now on I'm going two point it out weather they like it or not
- People who mix up literally with figuratively make me crazy! Well that's what the talking rabbit in my bedroom tells me.
- Did you hear about that airplane that mixed all those people around the cabin like a blender? That flight was not smoothie
- There are two types of people in the world,... People who are wooden and get climbed on and people who get words mixed up; I'm the ladder.
- They are going to change the name of the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) as people kept getting it mixed up with AA (automobile Association) The new name will be The Royal alcoholics Club...the RAC!
- I think the people at Hallmark got some of the important aspects of movies and school mixed up... ...you usually only use formulas for math.
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Mixed People One Liners
Which mixed people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mixed people? I can suggest the ones about colored people and mean people.
- They're seems to be a lot of people getting there words mixed up Their, I said it...
- Why do people mix up "el agua" and "la agua"? Because it's gender fluid
- What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!
- I don't understand how so many people mix up since and sense... It makes no since...
- Why do Chinese people mix the tea clockwise? to dissolve the sugar..
- I hate it when people mix up Your and You're. Their so s**....
Comedy Mixed People Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about mixed people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean half asian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mixed people pranks.
What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?
Autobots, assemble!
(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)
Common English Mistakes
Common English Mistakes
-mixing up there, their, and they're
-using the wrong too, to, or two
-putting commas in the wrong place
-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches
-using apostrophes for plurals
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Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be...
h**...?
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We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.
No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a nascar.
Stress relief
Doctor : What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the temple...
Doctor : Good...and u pray there ?
Patient : No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me..... and my stress goes away
A woman accidently used glue for lubricant...
After she told her best friend about the mix up, the friend said: "This story stays between us, the less people that know about this the better."
The woman nodded in agreement... "Yeah that's right, my lips are sealed."
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h**... wanted to be a painter but failed. Ended up almost killing entire ethnicities of people.
He never did learn to mix the colours.
Why do people of mixed Chinese-French ancestry say when they laugh?
~~*hon hon hon*~~
*hong hong hong*
I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's...
a double-entry bookkeeper.
a man dies and goes to heaven.
he arrives at the gate of heaven and sees 60 people baking stuff. some whisking eggs and some mixing batter. he is confused so before he goes in he asked the gatekeeper; why are those people cooking instead of enjoying heaven? the gatekeeper replies; well they have bad karma from their time on earth the man says; what does cooking have to do anything? the gatekeeper says; well those people are baking cakes, and everyone knows that the best way to get good karma is with cake
The new king was an animal lover
The new king was an animal lover. So much so that he issued an edict that there would be no hunting of any animals while he was king. People had mixed feelings, but the king was so good to them that they obeyed his command. That is, until the kingdom was overrun with animals of all types...
The people gathered and talked and decided this couldn't go on. The king wouldn't change his mind, so the people chose to overthrown the king....
It was the only time in history that the reign was called on account of the game....