Mixed Metaphor Jokes
4 mixed metaphor jokes and hilarious mixed metaphor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mixed metaphor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mixed Metaphor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A good analogy is like a box of chocolates-
you never know when you're going to get a mixed metaphor.
Friend keeps telling me my mixing of metaphors will get me in trouble....
But we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
Why do hypocrites avoid mixed metaphors?
The don't count their chickens in the same basket.
My English teacher was always mixing metaphors, like he's so far off-base he'll have to swim back to shore.
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