Mix Jokes
116 mix jokes and hilarious mix puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mix that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article sums up a collection of jokes of every genre, from trail mix to Little Mix and everything in between! Learn about the classic Chex Mix and other funny Hindi-English mixes. Read jokes about pick-and-mix and DJ mixes, crossbreeds, and common mixers. Get ready to laugh!
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Funniest Mix Short Jokes
Short mix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mix humour may include short mixer jokes also.
- I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke. - My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right...
- I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
- What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
- I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
- I once mixed red bull and coffee After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home
- I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi . Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
- I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed message.
- I got Grindr and Dominoes mixed up when I went to order Regardless there is an 8 inch meat feast on the way and I'm scared.
- What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car
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Mix One Liners
Which mix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mix? I can suggest the ones about combine and trail mix.
- TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement.
- This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right I keep getting mixed results
- What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird
- What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant.
- What do you get when you mix human DNA and gorilla DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.
- What do you get when you mix alphabet soup and laxatives? Letter rip!
- About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA
- What do you get when you mix a gullible and an optimistic person Read it again
- Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive
- I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
- Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water
- Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix
- I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person.
Trail Mix Jokes
Here is a list of funny trail mix jokes and even better trail mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the peanuts and m&ms decide to eat some trail mix? Oh, they had their raisins.
- Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
- What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!
- What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
- What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts
- When you try to kill your friend by putting angry wasps in his snack pack... Bee trail mix.
- What do you eat when you go hiking? Trail mix
Little Mix Jokes
Here is a list of funny little mix jokes and even better little mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
- Once I'm cremated..... Mix my ashes into many little packages of Kool-Aid.
- What do you get when you mix my mom and Bob Ross? A happy little accident.
- I'm the teacher of a culinary arts class. Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
- Little Jimmy was quite thirsty but now he is no more. Cause little jimmy mixed up H2O with H2SO4
- Alcohol and fetus' don't mix well... The glasses are too big for their little hands.
Sir Mix Jokes
Here is a list of funny sir mix jokes and even better sir mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Sir Mix a lot took my child!!!! Its ok though, baby got back.
- After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus...
- Why does Sir Mix-a-Lot capitalize his conjunction? Because he likes big but's
- Is Sir Mix A Lot a descendant of Sir Lance A Lot and did Lance A Lot also like big butts?
Pick And Mix Jokes
Here is a list of funny pick and mix jokes and even better pick and mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a DJ that picks his nose? Pick 'n' Mix.
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What funny jokes about mix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little mix jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mix pranks.
What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?
Autobots, assemble!
(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)
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I hate it when people mix up Your and You're.
Their so s**....
Not to brag, but I consider myself as a mix between Rambo and Einstein...
...I have Rambo's intelligence and Einstein's muscles.
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I had a big mix up at the store today.
Apparently when the clerk said s**... down facing me, she was referring to my credit card.
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We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty g**....
That's why I hate triathlons.
Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday
We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker.
"Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing...
...wasn't the captains fault,
...definitely wasn't my fault,
...it was the asphalt."
The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined.
Polyamory is wrong!
You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
A flight from Dublin to Boston
Shortly after I took off on an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston a few weeks ago, the air hostess nervously announced that the catering department had made a terrible mistake. A big mix up she said. Although 226 passengers were on board they received only 80 dinners. She apologised, but said that anybody kind enough to give up their meal would receive unlimited free drinks for the remainder of the flight. The next announcement came 2 hours later when she said, "If anybody is hungry, we still have 80 dinners available".
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Why did h**... fail as an artist?
He refused to mix colors.
Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?
Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....
I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero.
With grape powder comes great responsibility.
What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte?
Napolean Blownapart
Mix Tabasco sauce with your hand sanitiser
It won't make it any more effective, but it will remind you not to touch your face and eyes.
I ordered a new blender but they sent me one that had clearly been used.
Seems like there was a mix up at the store.
9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...
It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.
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Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be...
h**...?
From my 8 year old...
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.
Don't ban me please.
What kind of dog do you get when you mix a Terrier with a bulldog?
A Terribull dog (Told by my 7 year old daughter)
What do get when you mix two breads?
A hy-bread
"Science and religion don't mix," said the priests...
...in a desperate attempt to exclude the DNA evidence.
Did ABC purposefully mix up the Best Picture announcement in an effort to drive ratings?
After some careful research I've found nearly everybody on that stage to be a paid actor!
True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.
Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.
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What do you get when you mix a boxer and c**...?
A punchline
Why do spoons live such diverse lives?
They like to mix it up.
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
I hate people who mix up 'there', 'their' and 'they're'.
It's worse than not knowing the difference between your left and write.
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Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with l**... and it exploded
That's what happens when you mix acid and basic
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What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a s**...'tzu?
The worst smoothie I've ever had and arrested, apparently.
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I don't want to say my s**... life is bad but...
...the only time my wife and i mix body fluids is if she doesn't flush before I pee.
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Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix
She's trying to keep her son from battering women
What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?
Green Eggs and Wham!
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Why won't Obi-Wan mix you a v**... cocktail?
Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
Being bisexual is like a mix of being straight and being gay
It's graight
I hate spelling errors so much.
Like you mix two letters of a word and your whole post is urined.
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Before I got my life in order I used to host i**... parties and DJ at Stonehenge
But I no longer mix in those circles
what do you call a cat in a blender?
Meow Mix
What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?
Diabetes
What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?
Nuclear fission
Dear Santa....
All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.
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Can we mix up the "yo momma" jokes on this sub? They're easy, fun, and don't get done enough.
Just like yo sista.
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How to make macaroni and cheese
Boil a p**... of water, put pasta in water and wait until soft.
Drain water from pasta.
Go into trash can to retrieve box because you forgot how much butter to add
add butter and mix
go back into trash to retrieve box because you forgot how much milk to add
add milk and cheese and mix.
realize you left box on counter this time and throw it out again.
They say science and religion don't mix
but without DNA we never would've caught these priests
What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars?
Super Honda Odyssey
I'm sorry
What is zombie's favorite hiking snack?
Entrail mix
If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..
It tastes exactly like poverty.
What is it called when a lot of Covid-19 variants mix with each other?
>!A college fraternity party.!<
Remember proper protection this valentines day
Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits
A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning.
I said maybe...
I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!
My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.
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Why did h**... turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors
What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?
Melon-Collie.
What do they call a cemetery where it's a mix of different religions and creeds
A melting plot
My wife wanted to mix things up in the bedroom...
So I moved the bed to the other side of the room.
A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?"
The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."
What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?
A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
My neigbors dog is a mix between a Terrier and a Bulldog
He is a terribull dog.
What does a lion like to mix with his coffee?
Giraffe & Half
Why don't dogs and cats mix?
Their bones clog up the blender.
What do you get when you mix an amphibian and a caveman?
A froglodyte.
There was a terrible mix up at the Make a Wish foundation
The band members of the Cure ending up meeting about 100 kids in one week
How do you make a mialman upset?
You mix up his letters
What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow?
Milk and quackers
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My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry.
Never mix the w**... with the colors.
What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
What do you get when you mix cyanide and water together?
Poisoned.
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Cocktail
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers, "yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff v**...." The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?" The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir.
