JokoJokes

Mix Jokes

128 mix jokes and hilarious mix puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mix that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article sums up a collection of jokes of every genre, from trail mix to Little Mix and everything in between! Learn about the classic Chex Mix and other funny Hindi-English mixes. Read jokes about pick-and-mix and DJ mixes, crossbreeds, and common mixers. Get ready to laugh!

Quick Jump To

Funniest Mix Short Jokes

Short mix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mix humour may include short mixer jokes also.

  1. I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
    Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
  2. My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right...
  3. What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
  4. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
  5. What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
  6. I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
  7. What do you get when you mix Human DNA and goat DNA? A stern police warning and a lifetime ban from the petting zoo
  8. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Alot of dirty looks and kicked out of the petting zoo, apparently.
  9. I once mixed red bull and coffee After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home
  10. I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi . Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Share These Mix Jokes With Friends




Mix One Liners

Which mix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mix? I can suggest the ones about combine and trail mix.

  1. TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
  2. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
  3. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? You get kicked out of sea world…
  4. What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
  5. What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement.
  6. This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right I keep getting mixed results
  7. What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird
  8. What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant.
  9. What do you get when you mix human DNA and gorilla DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.
  10. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? DEC 25 == OCT 31
  11. What do you get when you mix alphabet soup and laxatives? Letter rip!
  12. About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA
  13. What do you get when you mix a gullible and an optimistic person Read it again
  14. I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
  15. I like my women like I like my whiskey 15 years old and mixed up in coke.

Trail Mix Jokes

Here is a list of funny trail mix jokes and even better trail mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberies, and The Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix.
  • Trail mix dad joke I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
    I call it my Trail Mix.
  • Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix
  • I made a playlist for hiking... It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
    I call it my Trail Mix..
  • Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it
  • Why did the peanuts and m&ms decide to eat some trail mix? Oh, they had their raisins.
  • Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
  • What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!
  • What do you call a collection of songs to hike to? Trail mix.
  • What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts

Little Mix Jokes

Here is a list of funny little mix jokes and even better little mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I like my women how I like my scotch, Aged 18 years and mixed with a little coke.
  • I like my whiskey like I like my women. Irish, aged 18 years and mix up with a little coke.
  • This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
  • Once I'm cremated..... Mix my ashes into many little packages of Kool-Aid.
  • What do you get when you mix my mom and Bob Ross? A happy little accident.
  • I'm the teacher of a culinary arts class. Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
  • Little Jimmy was quite thirsty but now he is no more. Cause little jimmy mixed up H2O with H2SO4
  • Alcohol and fetus' don't mix well... The glasses are too big for their little hands.
  • Little Johnny sometimes mixed up words while speaking And one day he was facing a m**.... Little Johnny said "Police donut kill meme!"

Sir Mix Jokes

Here is a list of funny sir mix jokes and even better sir mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sir Mix a lot took my child!!!! Its ok though, baby got back.
  • After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus...
  • Just realised that the mirror on snow white is Sir Mix A Lot Because it likes big butts and it can not lie...
  • Why does Sir Mix-a-Lot capitalize his conjunction? Because he likes big but's
  • Is Sir Mix A Lot a descendant of Sir Lance A Lot and did Lance A Lot also like big butts?
  • Sir Mix-A-Lot runs in 2020. He'll grab her by the t**....

Pick And Mix Jokes

Here is a list of funny pick and mix jokes and even better pick and mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My local cinema was robbed last night of £754. The thieves took a bag of maltesers, a pick n mix and a large drink...
  • What do you get when you mix a Mexican, and a octopus? I don't know either but could you imagine that thing picking apples?!
  • What do you get when you mix a Black Person with an Octopus? I don't know but it sure would be good at picking cotton!
  • What do you call a DJ that picks his nose? Pick 'n' Mix.

Chex Mix Jokes

Here is a list of funny chex mix jokes and even better chex mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The new machine in the gym is great! It has Chex Mix, Oreos, Snickers, everything!

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Mix Jokes

What funny jokes about mix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little mix jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mix pranks.

What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?

Autobots, assemble!
(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)

I hate it when people mix up Your and You're.

Their so s**....

What do you get when you mix l**... and a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Not to brag, but I consider myself as a mix between Rambo and Einstein...

...I have Rambo's intelligence and Einstein's muscles.

I had a big mix up at the store today.

Apparently when the clerk said s**... down facing me, she was referring to my credit card.

We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty g**....

That's why I hate triathlons.

My boyfriend is always annoyed that I always mix up my directions, and he finally told me to leave,

So I packed my bags and I right left away

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What do you get when you mix human and goat dna?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix

So don't drink and derive

I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix...

Anybody got a punch line?

Drugs are not a solution!

Until you mix them with water

Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday

We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker.
"Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing...
...wasn't the captains fault,
...definitely wasn't my fault,
...it was the asphalt."
The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined.

Polyamory is wrong!

You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.

A flight from Dublin to Boston

Shortly after I took off on an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston a few weeks ago, the air hostess nervously announced that the catering department had made a terrible mistake. A big mix up she said. Although 226 passengers were on board they received only 80 dinners. She apologised, but said that anybody kind enough to give up their meal would receive unlimited free drinks for the remainder of the flight. The next announcement came 2 hours later when she said, "If anybody is hungry, we still have 80 dinners available".

e^x, x and x^2 went to a party.

x and x^2 noticed e^x has been standing in the same corner since they arrived.
x asked "Why don't you go mix in with the crowd?"
e^x replied "Well, no matter how much I integrate it's still the same!"

Why did h**... fail as an artist?

He refused to mix colors.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird
(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)

Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?

Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....

I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero.

With grape powder comes great responsibility.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas

What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte?

Napolean Blownapart

Mix Tabasco sauce with your hand sanitiser

It won't make it any more effective, but it will remind you not to touch your face and eyes.

I ordered a new blender but they sent me one that had clearly been used.

Seems like there was a mix up at the store.

9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...

It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be...

h**...?

From my 8 year old...

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.
Don't ban me please.

What kind of dog do you get when you mix a Terrier with a bulldog?

A Terribull dog (Told by my 7 year old daughter)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia?

A clitortise

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo :(

"Science and religion don't mix," said the priests...

...in a desperate attempt to exclude the DNA evidence.

Did ABC purposefully mix up the Best Picture announcement in an effort to drive ratings?

After some careful research I've found nearly everybody on that stage to be a paid actor!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Don't drink and derive.

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and c**...?

A punchline

Why do spoons live such diverse lives?

They like to mix it up.

I was making a mocha in the barn

when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.

I hate people who mix up 'there', 'their' and 'they're'.

It's worse than not knowing the difference between your left and write.

Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with l**... and it exploded

That's what happens when you mix acid and basic

What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a s**...'tzu?

The worst smoothie I've ever had and arrested, apparently.

I don't want to say my s**... life is bad but...

...the only time my wife and i mix body fluids is if she doesn't flush before I pee.

Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women

What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?

Green Eggs and Wham!

If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian?

Genocide.

Why won't Obi-Wan mix you a v**... cocktail?

Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.

A lawyer dies and ends up in h**....

There must be some mistake, the lawyer argues. I'm too young to die. I'm only 42 years old!
Just 42? That doesn't sound right. says Satan.
The lawyer says, "Thank you so much, this must be some kind of mix up."
"Ah, here we have it," says Satan. "According to our calculations you're 97 years old."
"Where did you get that number from?" asks the lawyer.
Satan says, "We added up your time sheets."

Being bisexual is like a mix of being straight and being gay

It's graight

I hate spelling errors so much.

Like you mix two letters of a word and your whole post is urined.

Before I got my life in order I used to host i**... parties and DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in those circles

what do you call a cat in a blender?

Meow Mix

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?

Diabetes

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

Dear Santa....

All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.

What do you call a mix between a turtle and a porcupine?

A slow poke

Can we mix up the "yo momma" jokes on this sub? They're easy, fun, and don't get done enough.

Just like yo sista.

How to make macaroni and cheese

Boil a p**... of water, put pasta in water and wait until soft.
Drain water from pasta.
Go into trash can to retrieve box because you forgot how much butter to add
add butter and mix
go back into trash to retrieve box because you forgot how much milk to add
add milk and cheese and mix.
realize you left box on counter this time and throw it out again.

They say science and religion don't mix

but without DNA we never would've caught these priests

jokes about mix