Mitzvah Jokes

Funniest Mitzvah Short Jokes

Short mitzvah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mitzvah humour may include short jewish wedding jokes also.

1. TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower.
2. Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!
3. What did the Russian Jew throw at his bar mitzvah? Mazel tov cocktails
4. Did you know Albert Einstein was also known on weekends as a clean-music-only bar mitzvah DJ? Yeah, he went by the name MC Square.
5. My buddy had his first Banh mi... We threw him a banh mitzvah.
6. Where do men go for vacation after their bar mitzvah? Jew-bouti
7. What does a rich Iraqi say at a bar mitzvah? Mosul Toff!
8. I got to my bar mitzvah late The rabbi decided to cut it short
9. Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah
10. If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?

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Mitzvah One Liners

Which mitzvah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mitzvah? I can suggest the ones about kosher and jewish christmas.

1. a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah
2. How do you know Robin’s really a Jewish girl? She had a bat-mitzvah.
3. At what point does a lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!
4. Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah.
5. A German man walks into a bar... mitzvah and arrests every body.
6. A Rabi walks into a bar mitzvah
7. What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews
8. A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah
9. 2 Jews walk into a bar... mitzvah
10. I got invited to a ball drop celebration at NYC tonight Turns out it was a bar mitzvah
11. Two Jews walk into a bar.... mitzvah.
12. How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah
13. \ \ What did the clam say \ \ at his nephew's bar mitzvah? \ \ Mollusktov Shellhome! \ \
14. A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah
15. a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar… …mitzvah. The priest was the rabbi's Plus One.

Bar Mitzvah Jokes

Here is a list of funny bar mitzvah jokes and even better bar mitzvah puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah.
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• Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah
• Man walks into a bar... mitzvah. There was no beer so he left lol
• As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah
  The Bar Mitzvah
  The Oscars
• What do you call it when you f**... at a bar-mitzvah? Gassing the Jews
• What was h**...'s favorite bar? Bar Mitzvah
• Who celebrated his Bar Mitzvah in the Old West? Billy the y**....
• h**... walks into a bar Mitzvah

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What funny jokes about mitzvah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jewish circumcision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mitzvah pranks.