The Best 27 Mittens Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mittens jokes. There are some mittens yarn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mittens blurt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mittens Jokes and Puns

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

She had a litter of mittens.

Mittens joke, Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge?

She was wearing mittens


Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent.

Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.

Mittens joke, MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why were the new mittens so flirty?

Young gloves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when she was pushed off the mountain?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.

I'll leave now

Mittens joke, Why did the rooster buy mittens?

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...

Oops, wrong thread.

Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves...

...but I don't like to point fingers...


Hellen Keller falling down a cliff

Why couldn't she yell while falling down a cliff?

She was wearing mittens.

Schrodinger's neighbor...

"So, I haven't seen Mittens around lately. How is she doing?"

I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.

Oh well, it's a labour of glove.

What did a kid with no hands get for christmas?

Mittens!

Just kidding he's still trying to open it

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?......

It had Mittens.

I got my cat Kitten Mittens and now he looks like he's got a wicked peanut allergy

He does not like cat shoes

Canadian Gunslingers

Why were there no gunslingers in the Canadian Old West?

I don't know but it couldn't of been because of their mittens.

I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter.

I call it inter-mitten fasting.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mittens wool jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mittens knit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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