Mittens Jokes
42 mittens jokes and hilarious mittens puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mittens that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mittens Short Jokes
Short mittens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mittens humour may include short midge jokes also.
- Why could no one hear helen keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens
- Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
- Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.
I'll leave now - Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a mountain? Because she was wearing mittens
- Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when she was pushed off the mountain? She was wearing mittens.
- I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
- Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens.
- What do you call a new mitten manufacturing company formed by a U.S. senator? Bernie's Handers.
- MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.
- What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged? Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
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Mittens One Liners
Which mittens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mittens? I can suggest the ones about glove and slippers.
- Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.
- Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens
- What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
- How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens.
- What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on.
- Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
- How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim? Inter-mitten fasting.
- Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff? She had mittens on.
- What do you call a faceless sock puppet? A mitten.
- What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan? Inter-mitten.
- Why did the hand and the mitten get married? Because it was glove at first sight.
- What do you call a politician that keeps your hands warm? Mitten Romney
- How do mute people tell each others secrets? They put on mittens.
- Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves.
- Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens.
Humorous Mittens Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about mittens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean socks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mittens pranks.
My friend Jason invited me to spend a week with him and his family at their ski lodge.
I wanted to bring gifts. For him, a felt hat. For her felt mittens. For the kids, felt-tipped markers.
I like to make my presents felt.
Hellen Keller falling down a cliff
Why couldn't she yell while falling down a cliff?
She was wearing mittens.
Canadian Gunslingers
Why were there no gunslingers in the Canadian Old West?
I don't know but it couldn't of been because of their mittens.
I got my cat Kitten Mittens and now he looks like he's got a wicked peanut allergy
He does not like cat shoes
I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...
Oops, wrong thread.
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?......
It had Mittens.
What did a kid with no hands get for christmas?
Mittens!
Just kidding he's still trying to open it
I'm crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.
Oh well, it's a labour of glove.
