Mitt Jokes

Funniest Mitt Short Jokes

Short mitt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mitt humour may include short mast jokes also.

1. A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
2. I used to be on of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot But then I discovered oven mitts
3. A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.
   Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?
4. HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.
5. A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.
   The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"
6. No power. Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."
   Obama: "8 Million and one."
7. Political bar joke A liberal, conservative, and moderate walks into a bar.
   The hostess says "Hi, Mitt!"
8. How to describe mitt romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.
   I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.
9. Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
10. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!?
    The answer: AMERICA!!!

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Mitt One Liners

Which mitt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mitt? I can suggest the ones about mill and mint.

1. What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts.
2. What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot.
3. What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent
4. How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
5. What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%
6. I don't buy cheap oven mitts anymore I've been burnt before
7. What do Koreans need when they take out the dog? Oven mitts
8. What is it called when Mitt Romney and James Comey hang out? A romcom.
9. What does Romney wear in the winter? A pair of Mitts
10. Finally, I have something in common with Mitt Romney? We'll both never be president.
11. What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?
12. I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
13. Trump disinfectant is an anagram of... Underpins Mitt fact...
    Coincidence... I think not
14. Why did the sailor wore an oven mitt? He wanted to cover his pirate parts
15. What do /u/spez and mitt Romney have in common? They're both terribly consistent.

Mitt Romney Jokes

Here is a list of funny mitt romney jokes and even better mitt romney puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't understand why people think Donald Trump is making republicans look bad... Every time he speaks I appreciate Mitt Romney more and more.
• All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do.
  Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question.
• What's the difference between Mitt Romney and the former President of Mexico? One is a fascist Mexican and the other is Felipe Caulderon
• What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.
• Mitt Romney was in my dream last night... Real dream. We were at the airport, and as we boarded the plane I turned to him and said "Aww, c'mon man, you named your plane Airforce 1%?"
• Shaun King is so white... that he makes Mitt Romney look like he is straight out of Compton.
• What do you get if you mix Mitt Romney and the papacy? Binders full of children.
• I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney
• What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops
• How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying? His mouth is moving.

Oven Mitt Jokes

Here is a list of funny oven mitt jokes and even better oven mitt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When she is taking too long to text back... Remember, its hard to text with oven mitts on
• Yo mama's so s**... that when she uses Hotmail she wears oven mitts.

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