Mitt Jokes
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Funniest Mitt Short Jokes
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- A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
- I used to be on of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot But then I discovered oven mitts
- HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.
- No power. Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."
Obama: "8 Million and one." - How to describe mitt romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.
I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said. - Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
- Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!?
The answer: AMERICA!!! - My wife told me if I kept making puns about my dark yellow glove then she'd leave me. I told her I could see where she was coming from, even I found it annoying I mustard mitt.
- I don't understand why people think Donald Trump is making republicans look bad... Every time he speaks I appreciate Mitt Romney more and more.
- What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.
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- What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts.
- What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot.
- What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent
- How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
- I don't buy cheap oven mitts anymore I've been burnt before
- What do Koreans need when they take out the dog? Oven mitts
- What is it called when Mitt Romney and James Comey hang out? A romcom.
- What does Romney wear in the winter? A pair of Mitts
- Finally, I have something in common with Mitt Romney? We'll both never be president.
- What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?
- Trump disinfectant is an anagram of... Underpins Mitt fact...
Coincidence... I think not - Why did the sailor wore an oven mitt? He wanted to cover his pirate parts
- What do /u/spez and mitt Romney have in common? They're both terribly consistent.
- When she is taking too long to text back... Remember, its hard to text with oven mitts on
- I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney Jokes
Here is a list of funny mitt romney jokes and even better mitt romney puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mitt Romney was in my dream last night... Real dream. We were at the airport, and as we boarded the plane I turned to him and said "Aww, c'mon man, you named your plane Airforce 1%?"
- What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops
- How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying? His mouth is moving.
- Mitt Romney Runs for president.
- Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called "Sub-Mitt"?

Amusing Mitt Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about mitt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mitt pranks.
Sleeping with POTUS
The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"
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Rick s**... is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...
Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.
Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
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All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners...
Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do.
Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question.
A baseball pitcher is walking home...
after a long and exhausting game. Suddenly, bright lights appear in the sky directly above him, and a beautiful angel descends from above, wearing an umpire's mask and a catcher's mitt.
The pitcher looks up, gapes and thinks, "Heavens! She's so pretty."
Without skipping a beat, his shoulders slump back, his grin shines out of his mouth, he winks and says, "Hey baby. Wanna play some catch? Looking up at you makes me want to throw up."
Why were the new mittens so flirty?
Young gloves.
Obama has suspended fundraising
activities
Postby Jack Flash » Sep 22 2012
10:12:03 am
In light of Mitt Romney's recent
statements to the press, Obama has
Obama has suspended fund raising
activities.
In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.
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What's the problem with m**... polygamy?
After enough inbreeding, you get Mitt Romney.
What did the mittens say on their wedding day?
I glove you.
