Mitosis Jokes
35 mitosis jokes and hilarious mitosis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mitosis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know the difference between mitosis and meiosis? Get your funny bone ready and read these hilarious jokes about mitosis that will leave biologists, gametes, and mitochondria in stitches!
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Funniest Mitosis Short Jokes
Short mitosis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mitosis humour may include short fission jokes also.
- What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis
- [Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'
- What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.
Thought of this during my last bio exam. - Did you hear about the cells that got sent off to war after mitosis? It's hard to believe they got diploid.
- My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are... My one Sis and Mitosis.
- What is the funnything about mitosis jokes? Nothing. Every time one is said everyone splits.
- My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis
- A cell bumps his toe on a door and yells for his sister's help. What did the cell say? "Mitosis!!!"
- What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe? They're both Mitosis
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Mitosis One Liners
Which mitosis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mitosis? I can suggest the ones about reproduction and cancer cells.
- What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.
- What's the opposite of mitosis? Your finger bro!
- My sister stepped on my toe. Me being a biology student , I shouted - MITOSIS
- what did the cell that got stepped on by it's sister say? mitosis.
- What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses
- So the other my sister made my big toe split in two Ahh, mitosis
- Why are Biologists so obsessed with their own feet? It's always Mitosis, Mitos-that
- When Your Sister Steps On Your Toe And It Splits Into Two. Ow, Mitosis!
- My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed.. Mitosis
- Mitosis Are on the ends of my feetsis
- Stubbing my toe Me: Ow, that hurts
Sister: What's wrong?
Me: Mitosis - What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis
Mitosis Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about mitosis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemotherapy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mitosis pranks.
Homework.
A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."
Ouch
My sister has always been fascinated with cell biology and she moved across state to attend a better college, moving her into her dorm we moved a dresser to benefit the small space she had and in doing so she dropped it on my foot. I yelled out MITOSIS!
(This is my first original joke be gentle)
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements
Because s**... cells!
