Mitosis Jokes

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Funniest Mitosis Short Jokes

Short mitosis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mitosis humour may include short fission jokes also.

1. What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis
2. [Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'
3. What did one cell say to his sister cell when he stubbed his toe? *Mitosis*
   ...
   I'll show myself out.
4. What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.
   Thought of this during my last bio exam.
5. Did you hear about the cells that got sent off to war after mitosis? It's hard to believe they got diploid.
6. What did the biologist say when his sister asked him what his favorite part of his foot was? Mitosis
7. My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are... My one Sis and Mitosis.
8. What is the funnything about mitosis jokes? Nothing. Every time one is said everyone splits.
9. My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis
10. A cell bumps his toe on a door and yells for his sister's help. What did the cell say? "Mitosis!!!"

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Mitosis One Liners

Which mitosis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mitosis? I can suggest the ones about reproduction and cells.

1. What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.
2. What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.
3. What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis!
4. What's the opposite of mitosis? Your finger bro!
5. My sister stepped on my toe. Me being a biology student , I shouted - MITOSIS
6. what did the cell that got stepped on by it's sister say? mitosis.
7. What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses
8. So the other my sister made my big toe split in two Ahh, mitosis
9. Why are Biologists so obsessed with their own feet? It's always Mitosis, Mitos-that
10. What did a cell say when it hit its toe? Mitosis.
11. When Your Sister Steps On Your Toe And It Splits Into Two. Ow, Mitosis!
12. My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed.. Mitosis
13. Mitosis Are on the ends of my feetsis
14. Stubbing my toe Me: Ow, that hurts
    Sister: What's wrong?
    Me: Mitosis
15. What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis

Mitosis And Meiosis Jokes

Here is a list of funny mitosis and meiosis jokes and even better mitosis and meiosis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements Because s**... cells!

Mitosis Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about mitosis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cancer cells jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mitosis pranks.