mitosis Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mitosis puns

What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot...

Mitosis

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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis.

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What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis?

Nuclear division.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell when he stubbed his toe?

*Mitosis*

...

I'll show myself out.

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what did the biologist say to his sister when she dropped a flask on his foot?

Mitosis

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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What did the cell say when another cell stepped on his feet?

"Ouch! Mitosis!"

I'm so sorry you read this corny ass joke.

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

"Mitosis !"

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what did the brother cell says to his sister cell when she stomp on his toe?

mitosis

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Homework.

A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.

Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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what did the cell that got stepped on by it's sister say?

mitosis.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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Ouch

My sister has always been fascinated with cell biology and she moved across state to attend a better college, moving her into her dorm we moved a dresser to benefit the small space she had and in doing so she dropped it on my foot. I yelled out MITOSIS!

(This is my first original joke be gentle)

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Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because sex cells!

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What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes?

Suck Mitosis

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Why are Biologists so obsessed with their own feet?

It's always Mitosis, Mitos-that

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What did a cell say when it hit its toe?

Mitosis.

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What is the funnything about mitosis jokes?

Nothing. Every time one is said everyone splits.

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My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself

I told her that's mitosis

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When Your Sister Steps On Your Toe And It Splits Into Two.

Ow, Mitosis!

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A cell bumps his toe on a door and yells for his sister's help. What did the cell say?

"Mitosis!!!"

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When French people reach a certain size, they divide into 2.

C'est mitosis

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My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..

Mitosis

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A brother and sister cell are playing and the boy cell had his foot accidentally stepped by his sister and he screamed...

MITOSIS!!!

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A cell had his foot stepped on by his sister and he screamed....

MITOSIS!!!!

*edited for wording

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What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe?

They're both Mitosis

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Mitosis home

I heard about the separation of the cell, but unfortunately, I am

a Mitofloridian. There is no separation from the Cell. I am a Florida Man. Do Not Ask.

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Stubbing my toe

Me: Ow, that hurts

Sister: What's wrong?

Me: Mitosis

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So the other my sister made my big toe split in two

Ahh, mitosis

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Mitosis

Are on the ends of my feetsis

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