Mitochondria Jokes

Funniest Mitochondria Short Jokes

Short mitochondria jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mitochondria humour may include short membrane jokes also.

1. If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
2. If you ever get thrown into jail Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...
   You're the powerhouse of the cell.
3. If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell
4. New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
5. If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell
6. Guard: Get in your cell Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.
   Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
   Actually, I do
7. If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria. Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!
8. A biologist is sent to prison, The first words he says to his cell mate, "I am the mitochondria."
9. After being sent to prison, I quickly earned the nickname "Mitochondria." I was the powerhouse of the cell.
10. My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.

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Mitochondria One Liners

Which mitochondria one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mitochondria? I can suggest the ones about brain cells and liver.

1. I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell
2. Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends? Because they're incells.
3. Why don't mitochondria ever get laid? Cause they're incels
4. Why do mitochondria hate women? Because they're in cells.
5. What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
6. Why did the mitochondria get their subreddit banned? Because they were in-cells!
7. What to do in jail If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"
8. My prison nickname was Mitochondria Because I was the Powerhouse of the cell.
9. Where might one find the mitochondria? Incel
10. What you don't remember from school. Not every cell has mitochondria.
11. Bait and.... Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
12. My cell-mate had nick name for me... Mitochondria.
13. What do you call the guy that can beat up everyone in a jail cell? Mitochondria.
14. just like mitochondrias prison generators are the powerhouse of the cells
15. What do you call a misogynistic mitochondria? An incell

Mitochondria Powerhouse Jokes

Here is a list of funny mitochondria powerhouse jokes and even better mitochondria powerhouse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common? They are both the powerhouse of the cell.
• School Logic Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
  School: Worry not
  School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
• Why didn't the mitochondria worry about being beat up in jail? Because he was the powerhouse of the cell.
• The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.
• In Biology, I learned Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cell
• Why do cellphones have no mitochondria? Its called powerbank, not powerhouse! :P
• If School Taught Us One Thing It's That THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!
• a woman walks into a bar the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
• TIL that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
• Me in prison Me: MITOCHONDRIA is the POWERHOUSE of the CELL
  Me: *gets jumped*

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