Mitochondria Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria...

I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.

If you ever get thrown into jail

Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...

You're the powerhouse of the cell.

I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria

Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell

Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends?

Because they're incells.

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria

That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell

Guard: Get in your cell

Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.

Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
Actually, I do

If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria.

Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!

A biologist is sent to prison,

The first words he says to his cell mate, "I am the mitochondria."

After being sent to prison, I quickly earned the nickname "Mitochondria."

I was the powerhouse of the cell.

My prison name

If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.

What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common?

They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why didn't the mitochondria worry about being beat up in jail?

Because he was the powerhouse of the cell.

School Logic

Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?

School: Worry not

School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

What to do in jail

If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"

In prison, my bitches call me mitochondria.

Because I'm the powerhouse of the cell.

Where might one find the mitochondria?

Incel

The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria

Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.

What you don't remember from school.

Not every cell has mitochondria.

A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says "that'll be ATP"

Okay, why would the mitochondria be a good prison rapist?

Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

When I was in prison my bunk mates called me "mitochondria"

because I'm the power house of the cell

I like my mitochondria a lot.

It's great because it knows how to produce a tipi.

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