Mite Jokes
4 mite jokes and hilarious mite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
what did the optometrist say to the tiny Australian insect?
"good eye, mite"
I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life .
I'm a Roman tick at heart.
I've just read that the pollen count is exceptionally high this year.
That would explain why my 14 year old son is getting through so many boxes of tissues, poor little mite.
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