Mite Jokes
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Hey, bug on my back, asked a fly. Are you a mite?
I mite be, giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. That's the worst joke I've ever heard!
Well, what did you expect? said the mite. I came up with it on the fly.
A fly feels a bug on its back
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?", it asks
"I *mite* be", giggles the mite
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard", groans the fly
"What do you expect?", says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
Two bugs are having a conversation...
A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
The small bug replies, "I mite be."
The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."
The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"
what did the optometrist say to the tiny Australian insect?
"good eye, mite"
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