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What's Mitch McConnell's favorite movie?
Kill bill.
Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...
... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.
3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.
Mitch better have my bunny.
What do you get when you cross Matthew McConaughey and Mitch McConnell?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right
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A Washington h**... gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other ...
Then when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."
Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell."
Everyone calling Mitch McConnell a turtle really needs to stop...
Turtles are intelligent creatures
They say Mitch McConnell is spineless. I disagree.
Snakes definitely have spines.
The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...
since he's clearly missing his spine.
The president is walking down a narrow hallway
Mitch McConnell was walking down the hallway in the same direction but, being half-tortoise, was moving far slower.
Trump pushes past him, shouting, "Get outta my way!"
McConnell says, "Pardon me, Mr. President."
Trump stops and turns around. "I didn't know you worked on my campaign. What did they get you for?"
I heard someone's writing a book about Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump colluding with the Russians.
It's called "The Tortoise and the Hair"
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