The Best 4 Mistresses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mistresses jokes. There are some mistresses kennedys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mistresses unfounded puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mistresses Jokes and Puns

Please settle an argument regarding this joke: why is it funny?

>What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

>30 pounds.

This joke has been the source of debate among my peers. I know I'm right, but I need evidence/validation. Why is this joke funny? What is the punch line implying?

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Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space

Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

Which Mafia boss had the most mistresses?

Don Ho

I've decided to go to medical school so I can perform abortions. [NSFW]

I hear there are a lot og GOP mistresses in need of a little D-n-C. I'll make a killing

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