Mistaken Jokes
59 mistaken jokes and hilarious mistaken puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mistaken that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have you ever been the victim of mistaken identity? Are you one of many who have incorrectly been confused with someone else? This article explores the humorous outcomes of mistaken identity and how it has become a popular joke topic, focusing on the classic case of Marilyn Monroe being confused for another celebrity. Read this article to learn more about this classic joke trope and how it can be used to correct incorrect thoughts.
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Funniest Mistaken Short Jokes
Short mistaken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mistaken humour may include short mistook jokes also.
- Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
- Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave? So they don't get mistaken for a feminist
- I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment Turns out they were ten-ants.
- Two guys meet each other in the middle of the street. One of them asks the other: "hey, aren't you the guy who always gets mistaken for someone else? The other guy replies: "no"
- To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
- Mistaken Identity A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
- My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me.
- My wife isn't always right... ... for example; earlier this year she thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was mistaken.
- "Hey, aren't you that guy who gets mistaken for people?" "No, you got the wrong person there mate."
- Apparently I was mistaken about the meaning of "gender-fluid" And I'm not welcome back at that support group ever again.
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Mistaken One Liners
Which mistaken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mistaken? I can suggest the ones about misunderstanding and misunderstood.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their leg? To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
- Bigfoot commonly gets mistaken for a sasquatch. yeti never complains.
- I've never been wrong my entire life. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
- How do you know you've mistaken a bull for a cow? The taste of the milk.
- I once thought I was wrong. But I was mistaken.
- If I got $1000 every time I did someone a favor I could be mistaken for a politician
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave? So they don't get mistaken for feminists
- Father of ten shot dead. Mistaken for a rabbit.
- If I was mistakenly adopted by a french man... He would be my faux pa.
- Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
- Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
- With all the storms recently It's like Poseidon has mistaken us for North Korea
- MISTAKEN IDENTITY Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!! - I thought Surviving R Kelly was the name of his next album Boy was i pleasantly mistaken
- What did Christopher Wallace say when he was mistaken for Tupac? No biggie.
Mistaken Identity Jokes
Here is a list of funny mistaken identity jokes and even better mistaken identity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the foot fetishist say to the case of mistaken identity? Oh dear we seem to have got off on the wrong foot
- Your honor, it was just a case of mistaken identity. I mistook the DEA agent for someone who might appreciate some quality drugs.
Uproarious Mistaken Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about mistaken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean misread jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mistaken pranks.
An undetaker had mistakenly buried the wrong body
The next day, he realised he had made a Grave mistake
I hate when black people mistakenly think I'm racist
Today, a black guy was holding hands with his white girlfriend in the airport and got upset because he caught me looking at him suspiciously. I wish I could explain to him that I was only trying to figure out if he was in the NBA or not.
Black sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child.
I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
The official bad Yakov Smirnoff punchline thread about the Sochi Olympics
You have been warned...
In Russia, yellow water is not dirty, it's colored that way by Russian government so we don't mistakenly drink water instead of v**...!
A woman walks into a dentist's office.
She promptly sits down on the seat, pulls off her pants, and spreads her legs. The dentist says 'Ma'am, you must be mistaken somehow!' and she responds, 'No, you put these dentures in my husband, and now you're gonna get them out!'
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."
The Albino and the Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."
An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan
Indian guy goes "Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."
I will show myself out.
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...
...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says sorry do you know me?
She replies I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?
No , she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
Mistake
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
Someone knocked on my door
As I opened, I saw a pizza delivery guy with a large pepperoni pizza in his hand.
"You must be mistaken. I didn't order any pizza!", I said
"Yes, I know", he replied, "Your neighbor forgot his instagram password and wanted to show you what he's having for dinner!"
A Russian officer is giving his cadets a lesson about chemistry.
He says: "Cadets, write down: the temperature of boiling water is 90°."
One of the privates replies, "Comrade praporshchik, you're mistaken — it's 100°!"
The officer consults his handbook, and then announces, "Right, 100°. It is a *right angle* that boils at 90°."
A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant
Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist:
"Table for 8, please"
"Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can see there are actually 9 of you here"
"What? No, you're mistaken. We're 8 people, look"
He turns around, and begins doing a head count:
"0, 1, 2, 3..."
Seen on the internet a couple years ago.
A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."
Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."
A girl called me cute today
So I asked if she was a Flat Earther because although flattering she was clearly mistaken.
A woman was having surgery
A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!
Adoption Agent: Welcome to the adoption agency, how may I help you?
Me: yes, I would like to put up my grades for adoption
Adoption Agent: wth..?... sir...you must be mistaken ...we...
Me: *crying* Please...help...
...I can't raise them on my own
I've had it with people reposting that joke that mistakenly implies that "plethora" means "a lot".
It's too much.
A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me.
2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the h**... are you supposed to be great in bed then? Didn't you read the third requirement?"
I think You're mistaken my lady.
Peter replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
I am always right. Never been wrong.
One time, I thought I had been wrong. But it turns out I was mistaken.
A blonde orders a pizza delivery over the phone.
"Would you like your pizza cut into eight pieces, or ten?" asks the voice on the other end.
"Eight, please," replies the blonde.
When the pizza comes, the blonde notices that the pizza has been mistakenly cut into ten pieces. "Hey!" she says. "I asked for my pizza to be cut into eight pieces!"
"It's not that big a difference," replies the delivery guy.
"Of course it is!" says the blonde. "I could never eat ten!"
