Mistaken Identity Jokes
5 mistaken identity jokes and hilarious mistaken identity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mistaken identity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mistaken Identity Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mistaken identity joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the foot fetishist say to the case of mistaken identity?
Oh dear we seem to have got off on the wrong foot
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
Your honor, it was just a case of mistaken identity.
I mistook the DEA agent for someone who might appreciate some quality drugs.
A Scot, an Australian, and a Czech attended a medieval combat tournament.
At first they each had some difficulties getting prepared.
The Scot was detained by police because of mistaken identity. The Australian got lost on the tournament grounds. And the Czech was having some trouble finding armor that would fit.
But it all worked out, and a mutual friend of all three inquired about their situations with a tournament official.
"Oh, yes, I've seen them. Their problems have been sorted out. The Scot is free, the Australian is out back, and the Czech is in the mail."
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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.
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