Mista Jokes

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I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat...

But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment

Turns out they were ten-ants.

I think it was a mistake to go to that "swingers in the dark" party last night...

...I don't know what came over me.

How do you know you've mistaken a bull for a cow?

The taste of the milk.

The only mistake I ever made...

Was buying a pencil with an eraser on it.

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy ....

.... I hear you ask.

I Call My Son "Mista"

It's short for Mistake.

I did a mistake on an elevator...

I was wrong on many levels.

What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you?

Made her chain too long.

If I was mistakenly adopted by a french man...

He would be my faux pa.

I did a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized

She did a mistake. I told her it's her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Mistakes are like farts

We just tolerate them if they are of our own.

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Maybe it was a mistake to keep forgiving Anthony w**......

But hey, she's only Huma.

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Dear alma mater, please don't send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing.

Just finished building the deepest well in England.

Got the plans wrong way round, started work on the tallest lighthouse.

I don't always mistake CTRL for shift

But when I do I'm about to spell a word starting with W

What mistake did Paul, George and Ringo make when John Died?

They didn't come together right then over him

"I'M SORRY THERES BEEN A MISTAKE...

Would the owner of a white Hyundai please report to the stage, you've won best picture."

Recently I heard about a vampire that was so mathematically challenged that he couldn't count Dracula!