Mist Jokes

What are some Mist jokes?

RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat...

But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..

He's probably part of an extreme mist group

R.I.P boiled water...

You will be mist

My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident

They will be mist... :'(

Tried to catch fog yesterday...


I once mistook somebody's drink for mine.

It was definitely not my cup of tea.

I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment

Turns out they were ten-ants.

RIP hot water

You will be mist.

Rest in peace boiling water,

You will be mist.

My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident.

He will be mist.

The guy who invented the vape died today.

He will be mist.

Mistaken Intentions

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?".

Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

I tried to grab some fog on the way to work

But I mist.

If you see someone drinking a Sierra Mist, punch them straight in the face...

...that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

I over boiled some venison broth earlier...

It was deerly mist.

A man and his wife...

Are walking through the park when some grey clouds roll in. As the clouds open and water falls, the wife says, "Well isn't this a nice mist dear?" "Actually honey, it's rain," replies the husband. So they argue whether it's rain or mist for a little before the husband says, "You know what, how about we ask my communist friend Dolph? He is a little mean but he knows his rain."

So they go together to Dolph's house and the his and asks him, "Dolph, is this rain or mist?" "Why it's obviously rain you idiot, now go away!" Dolph exclaims

So as they're walking home, the husband says, "See, I told you rude dolph the red knows rain dear."

Goodbye, boiling water...

you will be mist

**Disclaimer: Not scientifically accurate**

Why is it foggy at cemeteries?

Because the people there are mist

RIP H2O...

You will be mist.

Saw this one in the bathroom of a school I'm taking classes at. I haven't seen it posted on here, it made me laugh.

My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with a fog machine...

It was a huge mist opportunity.

Goodbye boiled water

you will be mist

My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist...

I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.

Mistaken Identity

A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."

I was offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.

In hindsight, I think it was a mist opportunity.

I had to say goodbye to the water in my kettle.

It will be mist.

RIP evaporated water....

...You will be mist

RIP Dense Water Vapour.

You will be mist ;(

Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye?

It completely mist!


I told my mum to embrace her mistakes. So She hugged me

Did you hear the fog that died,

He shall be mist.

I tried to take a picture of some fog...

I mist.


What did the fog say to the grass?

I mist you!

The only mistake I ever made...

Was buying a pencil with an eraser on it.

My water disappeared

It shall be mist

A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.

While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!

( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)

A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no

Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity.


A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy ....

.... I hear you ask.

I wasn't able to catch my train...

The air was so foggy that I mist it.

I tried to take a photo of the fog

but I mist

So my boyfriend's kettle has boiled dry all the water inside and he said "RIP water..."

"You will be mist."

It's always a sad day when I end up having to boil water.

It will be mist.

we are mostly water

that's how come we're mist when we die

It was so foggy this morning and I tried to grab some of the fog

Sadly, I mist.

If Mister and Misses Bigger had a baby, which one would be the biggest Bigger?

The baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog

but he mist.

A friend of mine was caught in an airplane turbine

In many ways, he *will* be mist

I did a mistake on an elevator...

I was wrong on many levels.

What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you?

Made her chain too long.

Tried to take a photograph of some fog


I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday.

Turned out to be a mist take.

TIL It's a myth that people's joints hurt because it's cold and damp

Turns out it's just a mist ache.

Boiling water

You will be mist

Fog father leaves his fog family

He is heavily mist

If I was mistakenly adopted by a french man...

He would be my faux pa.

Whats the best way to commit suicide?

High explosives. Even if no one remembers you, you will be mist.

You have to own your mistkaes


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