mist Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mist puns

RIP boiling water

You will be mist.

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I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat...

But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

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A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..

He's probably part of an extreme mist group

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R.I.P boiled water...

You will be mist

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My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident

They will be mist... :'(

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Tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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I once mistook somebody's drink for mine.

It was definitely not my cup of tea.

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I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment

Turns out they were ten-ants.

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Rest in peace boiling water,

You will be mist.

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My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident.

He will be mist.

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Mistaken Intentions

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?".

Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

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The guy who invented the vape died today.

He will be mist.

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I tried to grab some fog on the way to work

But I mist.

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If you see someone drinking a Sierra Mist, punch them straight in the face...

...that's the first rule of Sprite Club.

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R. I. P Boiled water

You will be mist

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I over boiled some venison broth earlier...

It was deerly mist.

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A man and his wife...

Are walking through the park when some grey clouds roll in. As the clouds open and water falls, the wife says, "Well isn't this a nice mist dear?" "Actually honey, it's rain," replies the husband. So they argue whether it's rain or mist for a little before the husband says, "You know what, how about we ask my communist friend Dolph? He is a little mean but he knows his rain."

So they go together to Dolph's house and the his and asks him, "Dolph, is this rain or mist?" "Why it's obviously rain you idiot, now go away!" Dolph exclaims

So as they're walking home, the husband says, "See, I told you rude dolph the red knows rain dear."

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Why is it foggy at cemeteries?

Because the people there are mist

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Goodbye, boiling water...

you will be mist

**Disclaimer: Not scientifically accurate**

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My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with a fog machine...

It was a huge mist opportunity.

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Goodbye boiled water

you will be mist

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My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist...

I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.

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Mister Mxyzptlk robs a bank.

It's a really high profile case, so the chief is all over the lead detective, calling him every few minutes for updates. The detective reviews the security footage and recognizes Mister Mxyzptlk. Not three seconds later the phone rings.

"Detective! I've got the mayor all over my ass on this one! Do we have a suspect yet!?"

"Well, it's hard to say..."

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I had to say goodbye to the water in my kettle.

It will be mist.

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5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says to the other cannibal "hey I ate a missionary the other day and he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."

Bonus Related Joke: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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RIP evaporated water....

...You will be mist

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RIP Dense Water Vapour.

You will be mist ;(

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Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye?

It completely mist!

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Did you hear the fog that died,

He shall be mist.

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Mistakes

I told my mum to embrace her mistakes. So She hugged me

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I tried to take a picture of some fog...

I mist.




^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!

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What did the fog say to the grass?

I mist you!

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The only mistake I ever made...

Was buying a pencil with an eraser on it.

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A father and his son are driving down a foggy road in the early morning.

While sitting at a red light, the father turns to his son and says, You know son, when I die, I hope I turn into a horrible fog, just like this one. And the son says, Why would you want that Dad? To which the Dad replies, So I'll be mist!



( Missed if you don't get this Dad joke)

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A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no

Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity.

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