Missy Jokes
3 missy jokes and hilarious missy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about missy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Missy Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good missy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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A Fireman See's a Little Girl
that has her own homemade firetruck with her dog and a red wagon.He says to the little girl, "That's a nice looking firetruck little missy!" She then says, "Thank You!" He keeps checking it out when he notices that the rope that's tied to the wagon is tied to the dogs t**....He tells the little girl, "Sweetie, I think your firetruck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied to the dogs neck." She replies, "Oh I know that Sir!But then it wouldn't have a siren!"
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A 90 year old man walks into a brothel
Says missy, I want your most beautiful girl
Lady at the counter says mister, get out of here, you've had it
He says I did?, well then how much do I owe you?
People often call dogs Missy...
But what if the dog's a boy? It's a Mistery.
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