Missles Jokes
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So aliens flew by our planet recently and one asked the other...
Alien 1 How advanced is that civilization?
Alien 2 They have discovered nuclear technology.
Alien 1 Oh boy... That's pretty intelligent. We better keep our distance then from their missles.
Alien 2 Nah, they're not that smart yet. They have em pointed at themselves.
The US Navy is starting to worry about the North Korean military.
Since all the missles they launch at Washington end up hitting the ocean, the odds are they will eventually hit a ship.
How we can solve the issue with Syria....
Fill those tomahawk missles with Pepsi and it's all going to be right as rain.
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