The Best 5 Missle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Missle jokes. There are some missle unclear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these missle mission puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Missle Jokes and Puns

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call it when a person kisses Kim Jong Un's feet?

Missle Toe.

Did you know, the Post Office considered delivering post by Missle?

Really puts the term 'letter bomb' in a whole new light.

Hawaiian missle warnings

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the missle miss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working missle mistyped piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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