Mississippi River Jokes
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In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
Liquid.
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I never said...
I never said you were s**..., but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.
A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi.
...Resulting in river failure.
Insurance Proceeds
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera ran into an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, Remember that run down industrial building I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
"What are you doing here? Inquired the lawyer.
Remember multi-family housing I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.
Puzzled the lawyer asked, how'd you start the flood?
Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?
Because it has pp in it.
How do rivers measure time?
One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi...
My brother got roaring drunk, and his car went off the bridge right where the Mississippi and Missouri rivers come together.
He was arrested for driving under the confluence.
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One from Wisconsin
Why does the Mississippi River flow south?
Because Illinois s**....
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
(Because it has 4 eyes!)
How many nuns swam across the Mississippi River in 1973?
nun.
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