Missis Jokes
17 missis jokes and hilarious missis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about missis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Missis Short Jokes
Short missis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The missis humour may include short wide jokes also.
- Which is Missy Elliott's favorite Pokemon? Rattata-tatatatatatata! (From my wife after hearing "Work It" while I was playing Pokemon Go)
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Missis One Liners
Which missis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with missis? I can suggest the ones about hubby and mum.
- People often call dogs Missy... But what if the dog's a boy? It's a Mistery.
- Just got back from Indonesia with the missis. Jakarta?
Nah, just got the plane. - What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?
Amusing Missis Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about missis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean missus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make missis pranks.
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey to wear at the fair, what will Delaware?
I don't know but Alaska.
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?
I dunno, Alaska.
If Mississippi went to Missouri for a New Jersey what did Delaware ?
Don't know, Alaska
Mississippi should be the headquarters of the NSA
'Cause it's got i's everywhere
You know what Mississippi needs?
A Mr Issippi.
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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low
But the South will rice again
What do Mississippi Jews call God?
Y'all-weh!
Who is Mississippi married to?
Mr. Issippi
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Are you from Mississippi?
Cause I'm trying to f**......en see what the cultures like over there
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A Mississippi r**... goes to California
A r**... farmer from Mississippi goes to California. He pulls his truck into the local fine dining eatery for a nice evening meal.
During the course of the evening, the waiter makes small talk with him, discovers the r**... is from Mississippi and is visiting California for the first time. So, the waiter asks where he's been.
The young farmer says that he's been to San Joe-say (Jose').
The indignant waiter chides him, In California, the J's are pronounced like an h . It's San haw-se not Joe-say . So, how long are you going to stay here?
The Mississippian replied, Through Hune
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
(Because it has 4 eyes!)
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Are you from Mississippi?
Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)