Missing Toe Jokes
21 missing toe jokes and hilarious missing toe puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about missing toe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Missing Toe Short Jokes
Short missing toe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The missing toe humour may include short missing foot jokes also.
- My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
- I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.
- I found out one of my friend is missing all his toes on his right foot I had to end the friendship because I'm lack-toes intolerant
- When I found out my Tinder date was missing a foot, I nearly threw up. I'm lack-toes intolerant.
- I hate when people have missing toes! You might even say I'm...lack toes intolerant.
(Is this a dad joke? The gf is pretty baby crazy lately and i dont know if im ready yet) - This talk about a Muslim ban is ridiculous. We should be banning people who are missing toes. Sorry!! I'm lack toes intolerant.
- I can't stand people with parts of their feet missing I guess that means I'm lack toes intolerant
- My girlfriend abruptly broke up with me She found out that I was missing a toe on my left foot.
I had no idea she was lack toes intolerant.
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Missing Toe One Liners
Which missing toe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with missing toe? I can suggest the ones about missing finger and amputated toe.
- I dislike people who are missing toes… You could say I'm lack-toes-intolerant!
- What do you call someone who hates people who are missing toes? Lactose intolerant
- Q: What do diabetics kiss under during the holidays? A: Their Missing Toes
Missing Toe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about missing toe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean small toe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make missing toe pranks.
A Foot And A Half
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v**.... So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.
Don't worry, Maria, says the mother, all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!
Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!
Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother.
This is a job for Mama.
Recently, a group of scientists discovered...
a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.
TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants
A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.
She's waiting.
She's waiting...
The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"
The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."
A man is talking to a woman and he asks for a fun fact about her. she tells him "I am missing all my toes". the man says, "I'm sorry but I can't date you". The woman asks why and the man responds:
I am lactose intolerant.
I hurt my foot a few days ago
Tripped over the stairs and partially separated my left big toenail. It's getting better, but it still hurts a fair bit.
Yesterday I was walking to class with a female friend of mine who's a cell biology major. I hadn't told her yet about what happened, so eventually she said "So why are you limping, anyway?"
I turned to her, looked her straight in the face, and without missing a beat, I said:
"My toe, sis!"
A boy stands in his yard with a baseball and bat...
He proudly proclaims "I'm the greatest batter in the world!" He proceeds to toss the ball in the air swings with all his might. He misses and falls to the ground. "Strike one". He tosses the ball again, keeping his eye on it and swings. The ball hits the found with a thud, "strike two". He tosses the ball once again and takes a home run swing, but the ball lands in the grass at his toes, "strike 3". He runs around the yard cheering with hands in the air, "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"
So a n**... woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer...
The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer.
Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says:
-- What, have you never seen a n**... woman before?
-- That I have, miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers.
