Missing Teeth Jokes
13 missing teeth jokes and hilarious missing teeth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about missing teeth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Missing Teeth Short Jokes
Short missing teeth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The missing teeth humour may include short losing teeth jokes also.
- To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
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Missing Teeth One Liners
Which missing teeth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with missing teeth? I can suggest the ones about false teeth and bad teeth.
- Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because your teeth are missing.
- Why do h**...'s have missing teeth? Their dentist is Dr.Pepper.
Hilarious Missing Teeth Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about missing teeth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pulling teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make missing teeth pranks.
How I lost my Teeth
I was in my local pub last night enjoying a nice cold pint of beer, when this b**... ugly fat bird came up to me and slapped me in the back, and said how about giving me your number handsome
I looked at her and asked Do you have a pen sure! She said.
So I said, Well you better get back in it before the farmer notices you're missing!
My dental surgery is this Friday!.
A guy meets his friend on the street
but his friend has a horribly swollen face, is missing teeth, has scratches on his arms, blood all over his shirt and he looks scared and disorientated. Of course his friend gets extremely worried and asks:
"Are you all right?! What happened dude?"
"I just buried my mother-in-law..."
"So?"
"Well she resisted".
A homless lady pushing a cart at 2 am told my friends and i this. "What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire"
See you the same time next month.
And then she cackled like a witch who'd been smoking for 40 years most of her teeth missing, it was horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
To celebrate my cake day, here's a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks,
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit !!"
Widdel Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Pig
"That's the best pig I've ever had. My son fell into the river and the pig dived in and dragged him out by his teeth saving his life." "I see", says the man. " But that doesn't explain why the pig has only three legs." The farmer replies, "the other night there was a fire in the farm house, that pig ran over two miles to the fire station and brought back help, saved my house did that pig." "That still doesn't explain why the pig is missing a leg", said the man. "Well", said the farmer "if u had a pig that was so brilliant would you eat it all at once?"