Missing Sock Jokes
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Missing Sock Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A Foot And A Half
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v**.... So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.
Don't worry, Maria, says the mother, all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!
Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!
Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother.
This is a job for Mama.
What's the difference between my kids and my socks?
Unfortunately, only my socks have gone missing.
Children are like socks
Alot of them go missing.
Missing socks
When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know.
It's looking for its sole mate.
My relationship status is like that other missing sock,
I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed
I went diving with a bunch of laundry.
It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.
Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.
My friend asked me
Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?
What do you get for every sock that goes missing
A tupaware container with no lid
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How do you know when a r**... is on her period?
She's missing a sock.
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